Ok, guys! Disclaimer! Remember what we do here is a comic strip with chickens. By no means do we condone drinking and flying. And I am pretty sure Julio was only kidding. I haven’t flown gliders here in the States, but I am pretty sure they fall under FAR 91.17(a) counting as “civil aircraft”. Please drink responsibly. Some airlines and operators might even have a stricter limit than the 8hr limit the FAA cites under FAR 91.17(a)(1).
But speaking of jokes about flying and drinking responsibly, you can read the entire FAR 91.17 on our bottle opener, available in our US shop!