Motivational speaker

I rarely lack overall motivation. I often lack the motivation though to do something particular that needs to be done. When I work, I think I should be doing yard work, when I do my accounting, I think I should be drawing, when I draw, I think I should be playing with my son etc. I really wonder if there’s a way to make ones mind accept the fact that there are only so many hours in a day and that it’s okay to be doing what I’m doing. Maybe I should hire a motivational speaker for myself! I need to find where my wife hides the coffee money …

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4 comments on “Motivational speaker
  1. KenH says:

    To quote the SgtMaj, “What are you, a #@$% weatherman now??”

    speed up the chat sunshine, you might finish in time before I decide to beat the 600 bucks out of your carcass…..

  2. Catapult says:

    Until now I thought Hans was a buffoon (management department). His failure to appear for this idiocy demotes him to true saahole.

  3. Speedsix says:

    A consultant is …
    · someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.
    · a man who knows 99 ways to make love, but doesn’t know any women.
    · someone who is called in at the last moment and paid enormous amounts of money to assign the blame.

    Great stuff!

  4. kkrummy says:

    We had a CIO (chief information officer) that hired three different consultants and then dismissed their findings because not one of them agreed with him. He just got the axe.

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