Uniform, Romeo, Alpha, Quebec, Tango

Don’t try this at home, kids! Or maybe, better do try it at home and not in public. Or even better yet, don’t take dating advice from someone like me, who was bungling and awkward at the best of times, and now has no “game” left at all, after being fortunate enough to have met the right woman many years ago.

Anyway, I don’t want to insult our readership by insinuating that anybody here would model their dating strategies after a clumsy chicken in a comic strip. Although I’m sure statistically there must be at least *one* guy who read this and thought that’s a great pickup line, haha!

Stef