I dropped my phone

Now here is another strip that was not invented. Everything happened exactly the way we drew it, except that the players were different. Last year at Oshkosh my “chick” was lining up for the Porta Potty when a guy came out with his hands all blue. His words were exactly the same we used for Chuck. The Jack Handey reference we thought of later when she told me the story and I said, “Do you remember the Jack Handey bit about the lava?” We both said simultaneously “If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let them go. Cause man, they’re gone.”

Today is our last day at Oshkosh! If you haven’t seen us yet, make sure to drop by at our last official appearance at the EAA’s Author’s Corner, today, Saturday from 1:30 AM to 12:30 PM!

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7 comments on “I dropped my phone
  1. Speedsix says:

    Mischieviousness can be sooo good! 😀
    I remember a colleague of mine telling about his porta potty being turned over by some drunks when he was using it in the course of a rock festival. He did not get out of the shower for 3 days afterwards.

  2. JP says:

    one should talk to the porta-can guys about some of the oddball items they get out of there…
    Phones are quite common, especially guys’ phones. But toys, keys, pens, even handguns.

  3. acelightning says:

    Somehow I don’t think that’s what they meant by “Two by two, hands of blue…”

  4. Awesome says:

    I am trying to figure out why his hands would be blue. Enlighten me?

  5. fyrflier says:

    have you not seen the blue liquid they put in the bottom of these things?

    on fires we call the backsplash that can occur when they are freshly filled “getting blooped”

    (gross, I know)

  6. mike says:

    HAHA! Yes, I’ve been there!
    and heard the name…. was told it comes from the sound your uhm “droppings” make when they hit the blue water…

    remember thinking “There’s no place like home! There’s no place like home” bracing for the splash!!

  7. woody says:

    Yuck.
    Seen a row of those blow over by a chinook coming in fast only one was occupied
    it was the one for soldiers with D&V.
    Think the idea of a mercy killing was raised 🙂

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