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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #195 on: June 07, 2009, 06:35:07 PM »
Alright, lets see what you can come up with for this pic:

"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

Wolf Creek Pass, by CW McCall

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #196 on: June 08, 2009, 03:13:45 AM »
Wow, that gal has an enormous, hairy......... nevermind   >:D

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #197 on: June 08, 2009, 11:39:08 AM »
"In a horrific accidendt today a girl was crushed to death by Garfield."
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #198 on: June 08, 2009, 03:06:25 PM »
"See, when you squeeze it from the bottom, it's eyes light up!"
sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday....see, there is no "someday"!

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #199 on: June 08, 2009, 07:03:44 PM »
"Yo! Big Pun Whiskas!
One more can of that sh*t and it'll start spitting rhyyyyymes!"
It's all Greek to me!

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #200 on: June 08, 2009, 08:58:45 PM »
"I can haz one to many cheezburger."
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #201 on: June 13, 2009, 03:18:52 PM »
The first take of the Alien bursting out of John Hurt's chest did not go well.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #202 on: June 13, 2009, 04:20:41 PM »
Spacer, you cracked me up with your reply!   ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::  You win this round!   |:)\

Over to Spacer...
"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

Wolf Creek Pass, by CW McCall

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #203 on: June 14, 2009, 02:51:13 AM »
Yeah, truckers have a soft spot for big... cats.  ;D



As he didn't have the proper naval equipment (ship, F14, etc.) Chuck decided to practice his carrier landings with a hooked bungee, an ag plane, and some poor bystander's car.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #204 on: June 14, 2009, 03:00:20 AM »
Always remember to remove your tie-downs.
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.  --Bruce Almighty

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #205 on: June 15, 2009, 01:33:45 PM »
"Danger Cars X-ing!"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #206 on: June 16, 2009, 09:30:33 AM »
Watch out motorists, passing planes might pee on you!

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #207 on: June 16, 2009, 12:12:57 PM »
Caution: Stunt pilots in training
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #208 on: July 05, 2009, 07:50:31 PM »
Gulfstream, she's all yours

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #209 on: July 06, 2009, 04:40:11 AM »
Crap, I didn't think I'd win!  Here you go!
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