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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #210 on: July 06, 2009, 04:48:22 AM »
Answer #1:  Marilyn Manson's Baby pic is stolen and released on the Internet.   






Answer #2:  Son of Marilyn Manson.




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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #211 on: July 06, 2009, 06:02:23 PM »
Momma, are you sure this will help me stop smoking?
sunday, monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday....see, there is no "someday"!

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #212 on: July 06, 2009, 06:04:19 PM »
Yes kidz you too can look like this
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #213 on: July 07, 2009, 12:12:26 AM »
"What do you mean you can't reproduce the problem, Julio?
Every time I take my family anywhere, the compass always points south!?"

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #214 on: July 24, 2009, 03:43:17 PM »
Hey Gulfstream?  Can you announce a winner please?  I don't think anyone else is going to post a caption.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #215 on: September 01, 2009, 01:14:38 AM »
"Houston calling Gulfstream Driver.  Do you read, Gulfstream Driver?"

I'd like to see this caption contest continue...

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #216 on: September 01, 2009, 10:33:58 AM »
Tower radio check! can you hear me Gulfstream?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #217 on: September 01, 2009, 12:46:42 PM »
Little did he know that his piercings would garner extra 'special' attention from TSA.....
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #218 on: December 09, 2009, 12:04:23 AM »
Time to start again...

Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #219 on: December 09, 2009, 09:41:14 PM »
"Holy smokes, Mister! I only asked for you to douse the match!"

"Stop shooting! Bear season is NOT open!"

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #220 on: December 10, 2009, 08:32:29 AM »
The olympic archery team finaly run out of targets
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #221 on: December 10, 2009, 10:26:30 AM »
Someone was not impressed by Smokeys "improved version" of Simon Says....
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #222 on: December 21, 2009, 08:02:58 PM »
"Only who... Punk?" (Eastwood voice)

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #223 on: December 21, 2009, 08:14:22 PM »
the Smokey karaoke had a poor song selction.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #224 on: January 17, 2010, 08:12:03 PM »
Smokey says: ouch that hurts like a son of a b***h! only you could of done that!
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