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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #180 on: April 24, 2009, 07:06:09 AM »
NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH:  after research with dolphins  disarming sea mines and attacking enemy divers the American DoD have begun research on deploying RPG armed chipmunks to hunt out terrorists in caves.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #181 on: April 25, 2009, 04:08:42 PM »
                                                      *not to be counted (unless you think its better than my other entries)*

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #182 on: April 25, 2009, 05:16:09 PM »
If I can't have those acorns, no one can!!
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #183 on: April 25, 2009, 07:56:31 PM »
The Chipmunks test out their new anti predator bazooka!
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #184 on: May 04, 2009, 09:31:59 PM »
and the winner is?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #185 on: May 07, 2009, 07:10:01 PM »
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #186 on: May 08, 2009, 03:20:47 AM »
"North Dakota deploys its National Guard troops to Afghanistan."

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #187 on: May 08, 2009, 06:29:05 AM »
<DING!>  We Have a Winner!!!

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Gilly was a close second with the Acorns, but I gotta go with Oddball

Over to you, Oddy.   ::wave::



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Boy, you're in trouble with my wife, now!

What fer?   ::angel::  That's how this pic was sent to me originally.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #188 on: May 09, 2009, 10:18:01 PM »
Ok folks how about this one?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #189 on: May 09, 2009, 11:35:40 PM »
All those auditioning for the new "Smokin Joe" Please raise their paw!
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #190 on: May 09, 2009, 11:58:59 PM »
"It's nice to live in a free state.  Saddam woulda never let us do this."
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #191 on: May 10, 2009, 12:50:47 AM »
Five Hundred Miles... Five Hundred Camels.   You do the math.   ::)













i.e., "I'd walk a mile for a Camel!"   >:D
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #192 on: June 02, 2009, 04:46:06 PM »
Hmm my fault sort of let this one slide by...........and by the looks of it not many entries but the winning caption is R/C's   ::cowboy::
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #193 on: June 02, 2009, 06:16:48 PM »
Oh my!  Thank you Oddy!   ::bow::

You will need to wait a day or two until I get home to my picture collection, then I'll post the next pic for everyone.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #194 on: June 02, 2009, 10:06:32 PM »
Dang it, now I've thought of a good one for it! Oh well I'll post it anyways

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