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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #30 on: December 06, 2008, 08:22:58 AM »
Since i wont be here/in a fit state ( ::drinking:: ) can some one pick a winner for my photo?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #31 on: December 06, 2008, 09:03:18 PM »
I'm thinking there are no more entries for this week so therefore---to move things along..

Runner Up--

Rooster Cruiser with "Want to come up to my flat?"

And this weeks winner is .. Spacer with

"You may be ruggedly handsome, but you're no 10!"


Spacer---your move..
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #32 on: December 07, 2008, 04:19:37 AM »
Spank you veddy much!  8)

Here ya go.



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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #33 on: December 07, 2008, 04:58:36 AM »
"Ok, OK, guilty, put the guns down--all I did was fart in there.."
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #34 on: December 07, 2008, 12:58:35 PM »
"Places where not to do the YMCA dance number 33: at airport security"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #35 on: December 07, 2008, 10:34:20 PM »
Time for another good idea bad idea......GOOD IDEA: Packing your bags with no conceivable weapons in them
                                                         BAD IDEA:   Forgetting to take out your nail clippers
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2008, 06:19:13 AM »
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2008, 06:47:01 AM »
"Everybody now---It's fun to stay at the   Y  M  C  A
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2008, 07:58:28 AM »
 ::thinking:: hmm you pinched my idea G-man thats cheating i think lol
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2008, 09:27:44 AM »
::thinking:: hmm you pinched my idea G-man thats cheating i think lol
you're right---read it a week ago and failed to check---Oh well----Disregard my last post..
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2008, 06:25:26 PM »
"Does my ass look big in these pants?"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2008, 06:28:08 PM »
"Breathe in, and slowly move into -- down dog"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2008, 08:35:36 PM »
"It's not a gun, it's a hairdryer!! I swear!"


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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2008, 09:42:08 PM »
My last one: " I swear the fish was this long........"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #44 on: December 15, 2008, 06:45:47 PM »
Alrighty---I'm guessing Spacer is busy---so I will take control..

Runner Up:

Oddbal with:  " I swear the fish was this long........"

And this weeks winner, (and no I am not grovelling..) is from our illustious leader Mike:

"It's not a gun, it's a hairdryer!! I swear!"

Lets see what ya got Mike..
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