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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #135 on: January 30, 2009, 08:43:38 AM »
ummm.. has this thread died?
If it was supposed to be easy, everyone would be doing it!

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #136 on: January 30, 2009, 04:47:05 PM »
oops  ::unbelieveable:: ::eek::  ::banghead:: sorry folks thats my fault been busy doing exams and course works for colloge i forgot it was my turn to judge.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #137 on: January 30, 2009, 04:51:45 PM »
The winner is :
"Honey, did you hear something?   .... Honey?"


with Kiwi second with:
Caution - low flying Helicopters...

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #138 on: January 30, 2009, 06:12:43 PM »

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #139 on: January 30, 2009, 06:30:55 PM »
"Hey Indie I thought we where meant to be chased by a boulder not by a Blackhawk?!?"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #140 on: January 30, 2009, 09:48:55 PM »
I've heard of "The Old Ball and Chain", but this is taking things way too far!
"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #141 on: February 01, 2009, 08:30:07 AM »
"Gil, it was bad enough you took the last beer right in front of her face but what ever possessed you to ask if she was a stripper!?!"

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #142 on: February 01, 2009, 10:53:57 AM »
Witnesses reported the attacker used a terrible weapon, which although primitive had a reputation as a mankiller. Somewhat ungainly with bits sticking out at odd angles it would terrorise any would be victim - in this case however there was also a spikey ball hung underneath it.....
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #143 on: February 01, 2009, 05:52:26 PM »
After President Obama announced cut backs in the budget the military decided to go back to medieval technology.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #144 on: February 01, 2009, 09:55:21 PM »
(Singing)
"I don't know, but I've been told! Something 'neath that chopper looks mighty old!
One two! RUN RUN! One two! RUN RUN! One Two, one two, RUN LIKE HELL!"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #145 on: February 02, 2009, 01:25:53 AM »
But, Frank! She *was* a stripper!!!

I just didn't know she was rated to fly a Sikorski...

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #146 on: February 02, 2009, 09:54:31 PM »
Thank you, however due to continued unfourtante events herey regarding my mom's health then I can't really focus on finding a picture that might be suitable for this contest, sorry.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #147 on: February 02, 2009, 09:55:36 PM »
Thank you, however due to continued unfourtante events herey regarding my mom's health then I can't really focus on finding a picture that might be suitable for this contest, sorry.

Frank

Well since my name was used in the caption, if it's alright with everybody howsbout I post a picture?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #148 on: February 02, 2009, 11:20:06 PM »
Thank you, however due to continued unfourtante events herey regarding my mom's health then I can't really focus on finding a picture that might be suitable for this contest, sorry.

Frank

Well since my name was used in the caption, if it's alright with everybody howsbout I post a picture?

So long as Frank's OK with it... go for it.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #149 on: February 02, 2009, 11:39:48 PM »
Np with me.

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