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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #45 on: December 16, 2008, 03:12:52 AM »
Ok, here we go:

What is this monkey thinking?



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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2008, 05:04:25 AM »
"Note to self--do NOT pick butt before picking nose.."
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2008, 09:47:07 AM »
"Dam it!! it happens to me every time I fall out of a tree...my finger gets stuck up my nose  ::complaining: "
« Last Edit: December 16, 2008, 10:43:09 AM by Oddball »
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #48 on: December 16, 2008, 10:45:58 AM »
"I know that Lego brick is up there some where...."
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #49 on: December 16, 2008, 10:47:23 AM »
My last one taken from a Monty Python sketch: "And now a Monkey with a tape recorder up its nose.....(insert the French national Anthem here)"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2008, 09:51:34 PM »
OK, I've seen those crazy flying machine humans doing this but what's the point?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2008, 11:20:40 PM »
My brain itches.


I didn't know THAT was up there!


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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2008, 01:29:22 AM »
Alrighty---I'm guessing Spacer is busy---so I will take control..

Runner Up:

Oddbal with:  " I swear the fish was this long........"

And this weeks winner, (and no I am not grovelling..) is from our illustious leader Mike:

"It's not a gun, it's a hairdryer!! I swear!"

Lets see what ya got Mike..

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #53 on: December 18, 2008, 04:24:32 AM »
Hee hee, now mom will NEVER find it  ;D
YEWWWwwwwwwwww

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2008, 06:25:48 PM »
Why, oh WHY... do people keep calling me a monkey?

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #55 on: December 24, 2008, 10:42:17 AM »
ok who won this contest? has any one judged it yet?  ::thinking::
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #56 on: December 24, 2008, 04:16:06 PM »
"Let's see... twelve meters... underhand toss right into that crowd of tourists... yeah. Just need to *grunt* make some ammo."

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #57 on: December 24, 2008, 05:59:51 PM »
"Note to self--do NOT pick butt before picking nose.."

Gordy won! That's my pick!

I gave it a lot of thought since a lot of them were good. I like the one Gibbo had but the monkey didn't seem happy enough to pull it off. And I also liked Oddball comment with the Lego brick. Spacers "why do the call me a monkey" was great (I was wondering if somebody would comment on me calling a Gorilla a monkey). But then I thought, I don't think his thoughts go that deep. He's still young and learning and which lesson did he learn today?


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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #58 on: December 24, 2008, 06:40:17 PM »
"Well---I'd like to thank the academy, my agent, yada yada yada.."

This weeks offering: What is the dog thinking?

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #59 on: December 24, 2008, 07:57:03 PM »
"Hell with this... YOU go get him!"