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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #240 on: April 17, 2010, 02:28:47 AM »
I'll give it a couple more days, in case anyone else has anything.
 
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #241 on: April 17, 2010, 08:06:15 AM »
Bike:check
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wings: oooooooohhhhhhh ****
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #242 on: April 18, 2010, 08:49:11 PM »
That picture reminds me of a a story: In the mid-90s a well-known popular danish comic/actor ran for a seat in the danish parliament as an independant, which btw requires a fair amount of personal votes. One of his campaign promises was that all who rode on the bicyclepaths would have, what's the word, back-wind? He actually got in btw, here's a photo of his first appearence: http://www.denstoredanske.dk/@api/deki/files/11770/=42057696.jpg

With that story in mind then a caption could read along the lines: "Who needs Jacob Haugaard, I'll make my own wind on the bicycle-paths."

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #243 on: April 19, 2010, 02:25:09 AM »
Take it away, Oddball. Let's see whatcha got.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #244 on: April 19, 2010, 09:17:32 AM »
Great I'll look one out soon bit busy looking for work and getting ready for a trip to Russia in the next few weeks.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #245 on: April 30, 2010, 06:58:49 PM »
tick tock tick tock
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #246 on: May 07, 2010, 01:09:27 PM »
I know I know, but its a bit hard posting a pic while touring around Russia.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #247 on: May 07, 2010, 02:49:44 PM »
OK---let me help out--we will do two...please list your comments as

1.

2.

Here is Number 1:



Here is number 2:

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #248 on: May 08, 2010, 05:17:13 AM »
 :o  Uhmmmm.......  Ok G-Man, you asked for it! 

#1)  Don't wrap it up.  I'll eat it here!   >:D


#2)  Ultimate Cat Fight as Super Girl takes on da Cat Woman!  Warning!!!  XXX Rated!   ::eek::

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #249 on: May 08, 2010, 05:19:29 AM »
BTW... Why are those girls doing that in front of the Disney logo!?!?   :-\  Not exactly what I would call "Family Entertainment".

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #250 on: May 09, 2010, 05:22:28 PM »
1. "I knew we shouldn't have used EZ-Off on our thighs!"

2. "Catwoman... you really need some sun, girlfriend!"

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #251 on: May 10, 2010, 11:34:19 PM »
1.  Auditions for Disneys remake of the Sorcerers Apprentice go horribly wrong when Mickey tries out his new spell  >:D

2.  BACK OFF B%^CH IT'S MY BOWL OF MILK!!!!
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #252 on: May 24, 2010, 03:31:11 PM »
1.after a slight mis-hap out side toilets where banned by Disney.

2. Cat woman "Just coz your cozzie has a big S on it does not mean its the sexiest!"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #253 on: October 05, 2011, 11:45:38 PM »
OK....Lets re-surect this thread..

Two days till judging time on pic 1 & 2
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #254 on: October 06, 2011, 01:29:25 AM »
1. Ever since I bought my Ferrari, this happens everywhere I park.

2. Tell that joke again Cat Woman! Only right this time.


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