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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #105 on: January 06, 2009, 09:08:32 PM »
"no that was not the sound it made that was more of a crunch not a thud...."
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #106 on: January 07, 2009, 02:07:03 PM »
They told me it will be good for eva!!
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #107 on: January 07, 2009, 03:29:24 PM »
the experiment for low rider jumbos for the disabled and eldery did not go as planned..........
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #108 on: January 07, 2009, 04:01:43 PM »
A failed experiment in airline square-dancing? Have at it, folks.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #109 on: January 07, 2009, 04:10:58 PM »
Captain to FO,

"If we slip into street clothes and sneak out the back door, maybe no one will notice..."
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"Me and Earl was haulin' chickens / On a flatbed outta Wiggins..."

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #110 on: January 07, 2009, 05:04:43 PM »
"I told you not to let her up here.."---------sorry mom--condsider myself asskicked..
Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #111 on: January 08, 2009, 09:46:15 PM »
Hey.. what's this button for?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #112 on: January 08, 2009, 09:47:59 PM »
Some good ones there, but I'll give it to the one that made me snort.

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How come aircraft always crash inside areas marked with Hazard tape?

Your turn Kiwi.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #113 on: January 08, 2009, 09:54:20 PM »
To late I know... but..
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #114 on: January 09, 2009, 04:58:12 AM »
OK, your captions please:


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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #115 on: January 09, 2009, 05:19:52 AM »
"Dang it!  That's the last time you get us lunch from Taco Bell!!!"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #116 on: January 09, 2009, 04:48:35 PM »
"Could ya cut the power a little? These marshmallows are just burnin' way too fast!"

or...

"You wanted your burger medium well, right?"


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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #117 on: January 09, 2009, 06:37:03 PM »
all fire and noise but no go
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #118 on: January 10, 2009, 01:12:11 AM »
Yeah Earl, I think it cranked over this time!


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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #119 on: January 12, 2009, 04:16:05 AM »
OK OK, I think I found the blockage
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