Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting

[G-man]

I guess as Oddball revived this thread---I will hand over to him---I like this:

Smokey says: ouch that hurts like a son of a b***h! only you could of done that!

Odd---You have the floor..

[Oddball]

Thank you for such a dubious honour. I'll put some thing up soon.

[Oddball]

Ok due to other commitments forgot I had won this so here is a couple of photos I took awhile back.

[spacer]

And in other news, the USMC is testing a new rapid-insertion technique for their recon troops.

...the search continues for the first test subjects.

[undatc]

God I have a good one for this but I believe it would be a bit risque for the audience.   

[Oddball]

put it in the "Fire Fighters" section and label it for this thread?

[FlyboyGil]

The one for sitting on the missile would be "Hey, look at the 'Slim Pickens' wannbe's"

[Oddball]

Ok due to such low number of entries I'll give this to Spacer.

[spacer]

Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.

[Rooster Cruiser]

Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.

Uhm....  On which day? 

[Gulfstream Driver]

Sorry, guys.  I completely forgot about this.  For what it's worth, I liked this caption the best...

Momma, are you sure this will help me stop smoking?

[spacer]

Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.

Uhm....  On which day? 

Sorry. We have a lot going on here... there is another winner, though, and I'll respect that decision.
This one belongs to mtnman. If he doesn't post one soon, I'll go ahead and throw something up.

[spacer]

[Oddball]

The first flight across the English Channel by recumbent bicycle went tragically wrong.

[Gulfstream Driver]

37th try is the charm!