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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #225 on: January 17, 2010, 08:28:24 PM »
I guess as Oddball revived this thread---I will hand over to him---I like this:

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #226 on: January 17, 2010, 08:35:26 PM »
Thank you for such a dubious honour. I'll put some thing up soon.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #227 on: February 12, 2010, 12:58:52 PM »
Ok due to other commitments forgot I had won this so here is a couple of photos I took awhile back.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #228 on: February 13, 2010, 02:36:55 AM »
And in other news, the USMC is testing a new rapid-insertion technique for their recon troops.

...the search continues for the first test subjects.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #229 on: March 02, 2010, 08:35:20 AM »
God I have a good one for this but I believe it would be a bit risque for the audience.    ::banghead::
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #230 on: March 02, 2010, 05:51:06 PM »
put it in the "Fire Fighters" section and label it for this thread?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #231 on: March 02, 2010, 11:55:33 PM »
The one for sitting on the missile would be "Hey, look at the 'Slim Pickens' wannbe's"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #232 on: March 25, 2010, 05:52:30 PM »
Ok due to such low number of entries I'll give this to Spacer.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #233 on: March 31, 2010, 01:03:54 AM »
Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #234 on: March 31, 2010, 05:10:53 AM »
Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.


Uhm....  On which day?  ???
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #235 on: April 03, 2010, 04:02:52 AM »
Sorry, guys.  I completely forgot about this.  For what it's worth, I liked this caption the best...

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #236 on: April 03, 2010, 02:43:37 PM »
Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.


Uhm....  On which day?  ???

Sorry. We have a lot going on here... there is another winner, though, and I'll respect that decision.
This one belongs to mtnman. If he doesn't post one soon, I'll go ahead and throw something up.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #237 on: April 13, 2010, 08:06:38 PM »

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #238 on: April 13, 2010, 08:10:38 PM »
The first flight across the English Channel by recumbent bicycle went tragically wrong.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #239 on: April 14, 2010, 03:50:42 AM »
37th try is the charm!
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