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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #75 on: December 29, 2008, 08:30:06 AM »
"I cant belive the army turned us down due to flat feet"
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #76 on: December 29, 2008, 08:59:28 AM »
"Are you looking at me Willis"...
Life may not be the party we hoped for---but while we're here--we might as well dance..........

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #77 on: December 29, 2008, 04:22:26 PM »
"That sniffer dog did WHAT  ::eek:: ::unbelieveable:: "
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #78 on: December 29, 2008, 05:54:00 PM »
Hey... do my hips look fat to you?

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #79 on: December 30, 2008, 07:45:13 PM »
That'll teach you to hide Crownies in yer pouch!!!
YEWWWwwwwwwwww

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #80 on: December 30, 2008, 09:26:21 PM »
Hey... do my hips look fat to you?


Dang dog, you beat me to it!  :( :( Well I'll try it anyways:

Wife: "Does my tail make my butt look big?"
Husband: "It's not the tail, dear."
Then the fight started.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #81 on: January 01, 2009, 12:33:35 AM »
Winner is: ZK Kiwi with:

hmmm, was it left foot first or right?.... aw heck, I'll just bounce along on both......

Honourable mentions go to:

Spacer with:  Hey do my hips look fat to you..
Oddball with:  "I cant belive the army turned us down due to flat feet"
FlyboyGil with: Wife: "Does my tail make my butt look big?" Husband:  "It's not the tail, dear." Then the fight started.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #82 on: January 01, 2009, 06:00:27 AM »
OK, see what you can do with this:

If it was supposed to be easy, everyone would be doing it!

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #83 on: January 01, 2009, 05:36:55 PM »
A little paint, some duct tape, she'll be good as new.
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #84 on: January 01, 2009, 06:38:01 PM »
Is there a tree growing out of this airplane?


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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #85 on: January 01, 2009, 08:05:03 PM »
Looks like Hans has ordered another plane for Roost-Air!
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #86 on: January 01, 2009, 08:05:37 PM »
Is it just me, or does this plane seem to be missing something?
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #87 on: January 01, 2009, 09:24:44 PM »
Real Planes of Genius:
Dubbed the Flying Featherduster, backyard engineers took a 'many short rotors' approach to creating a PBY-derived gyroplane.
Thankfully, it never flew.

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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #88 on: January 01, 2009, 10:19:35 PM »
"I said park it by the tree!"
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Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
« Reply #89 on: January 01, 2009, 10:20:54 PM »
"Chuck, were that you?"
"When once you have tasted flight, you will forever walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward, for there you have been, and there you will always long to return."