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Title: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on November 25, 2008, 07:24:04 AM
So the all new caption contest begins.

The Rules

1.  You can post only THREE, (3) captions.

2.  The person posting the picture is the judge and picks a winner and runner up. Poster should judge and post the winners names by Saturday night US Pacific time.

3.  The winner must then post a picture by Sunday night, (US Pacific time), or ask someone else to post a picture for them.

4.  If the winner fails to post then the runner up posts a picture. Or a moderator can then post a picture.

5.  You can ONLY post a picture if you win the contest for that week.

6.  The pictures should be suitable for all, (well most), to view, and do NOT need to be aviation related.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on November 25, 2008, 07:25:34 AM
So as it was my idea--I will start:

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/there--hetouchedmeagain--butitfeltn.jpg)

And a caption too:

"There--see, he just touched me again.. I have to tell you though----it felt good".
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Post by: Oddball on November 25, 2008, 09:43:22 AM
old frost report sketch: " I look up to him........but I look down on her" she says "I know my place"
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Post by: spacer on November 25, 2008, 06:15:44 PM
"So... what's with the hats?"
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Post by: Mike on November 25, 2008, 06:28:03 PM
I don't get it. What y'all looking at?
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Post by: cotejy on November 25, 2008, 07:34:30 PM
I don't have any caption at the moment but is it me or Mr Bush and the other men suits are one size to small?
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Post by: gibbo_335 on November 26, 2008, 12:52:34 AM
Wait a minute...Did he just say AUSTRALIA...I thought today we were in .... oh never mind
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Post by: spacer on November 26, 2008, 01:01:39 AM
"I have a cereal bowl that looks just like your hat. I like Rice Krispies."
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Post by: Skid Kid on November 26, 2008, 01:28:53 AM
Good Lord...today must be silly hat day!
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Post by: Oddball on November 26, 2008, 01:00:30 PM
"is it casual friday today?"
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Post by: spacer on November 26, 2008, 02:48:08 PM
"Hey! There's mints in there!"
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Post by: Oddball on November 26, 2008, 04:56:54 PM
my final one: "look into my eyes, not around my but into my eyes, straight into my eyes...."
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Post by: TheSoccerMom on November 27, 2008, 03:45:14 AM
Quote from: G-man on November 25, 2008, 07:25:34 AM

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/there--hetouchedmeagain--butitfeltn.jpg)


"So, Sailor.... 

Come here often??"
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Post by: Mike on November 27, 2008, 05:24:00 AM
HA HA!

great one, mom!
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Post by: Oddball on November 27, 2008, 09:33:12 AM
D'OH that was the most obvious one as well  ::banghead:: ::banghead:: ::banghead:: ::unbelieveable:: ::eek:: ::loony:: ::complaining:
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Frank N. O. on November 27, 2008, 10:21:48 AM
Quote from: TheSoccerMom on November 27, 2008, 03:45:14 AM
Quote from: G-man on November 25, 2008, 07:25:34 AM

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/there--hetouchedmeagain--butitfeltn.jpg)


"So, Sailor.... 

Come here often??"
::bow:: Mothers rule!

That being said (written actually), then I think the other captions were also funny  |:)\

Frank
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on November 29, 2008, 10:37:11 AM
Quote from: Frank N. O. on November 27, 2008, 10:21:48 AM
That being said (written actually), then I think the other captions were also funny  |:)\
Frank

C'mon Frank---You are being conspicuous by your absence of comments..
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on November 29, 2008, 03:24:38 PM
please sir can i have franks captions
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on November 29, 2008, 05:26:18 PM
Quote from: Oddball on November 29, 2008, 03:24:38 PM
please sir can i have franks captions
Go for it..looks like he doen't want to play this round..
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on November 29, 2008, 09:07:34 PM
"who is you tailor sailor?"
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Post by: TheSoccerMom on November 30, 2008, 02:34:30 AM
Haa, haa, that's good.... 

 :D

 :D
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on November 30, 2008, 05:40:26 AM
Alrighty then--The results are in:

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/there--hetouchedmeagain--butitfeltn.jpg)

Honorable mention: Soccermom:

"So, Sailor....  Come here often??"

Runner up  Gibbo:

"Wait a minute...Did he just say AUSTRALIA...I thought today we were in .... oh never mind"

And the winner is Oddball with a late entry:

"who is you tailor sailor?"

Balls in your court Odd--Post your best..
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on November 30, 2008, 02:04:34 PM
Wow ok never expceted that one, ::thinking:: need to look around now
it was meant to be "who's your tailor sailor?"
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Post by: Oddball on November 30, 2008, 02:09:47 PM
Here is my photo
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Frank N. O. on November 30, 2008, 03:38:47 PM
Quote from: G-man on November 29, 2008, 05:26:18 PM
Quote from: Oddball on November 29, 2008, 03:24:38 PM
please sir can i have franks captions
Go for it..looks like he doen't want to play this round..
Sorry but I'm not feelin' the vibe atm, several incidents have tried and partly succeeded in bringing my spirits down and I just needed some time to relax and regain my strength, although a bit of flu virus have slowed me down a bit.

Frank
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on November 30, 2008, 06:24:13 PM
Quote from: Oddball on November 30, 2008, 02:09:47 PM
Here is my photo


"Want to come up to my flat?"

 ;D :o
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on December 01, 2008, 04:23:06 AM
"I'm somewhat smiling now---but touch my ass ONE more time and the war is back on"
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Post by: TheSoccerMom on December 01, 2008, 05:23:49 AM
"Hey!  We look just like the little dudes on top of the wedding cakes!!"

 ;D

 ;D

 ;D
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on December 01, 2008, 06:12:24 AM
"Well I guess California is out with the whole proposition 8 thing---where to now?"
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Post by: spacer on December 01, 2008, 06:53:58 PM
"You may be ruggedly handsome, but you're no 10!"
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Post by: Oddball on December 06, 2008, 08:22:58 AM
Since i wont be here/in a fit state ( ::drinking:: ) can some one pick a winner for my photo?
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on December 06, 2008, 09:03:18 PM
I'm thinking there are no more entries for this week so therefore---to move things along..

Runner Up--

Rooster Cruiser with "Want to come up to my flat?"

And this weeks winner is .. Spacer with

"You may be ruggedly handsome, but you're no 10!"


Spacer---your move..
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on December 07, 2008, 04:19:37 AM
Spank you veddy much!  8)

Here ya go.


(http://www.globalsecurity.org/security/systems/images/backscatter-tsa.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on December 07, 2008, 04:58:36 AM
"Ok, OK, guilty, put the guns down--all I did was fart in there.."
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Post by: Oddball on December 07, 2008, 12:58:35 PM
"Places where not to do the YMCA dance number 33: at airport security"
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on December 07, 2008, 10:34:20 PM
Time for another good idea bad idea......GOOD IDEA: Packing your bags with no conceivable weapons in them
                                                         BAD IDEA:   Forgetting to take out your nail clippers
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Post by: Skid Kid on December 13, 2008, 06:19:13 AM
Thank you for using the Strip-O-Matic 5000 Portable Search Booth! Please stand on the orange stripes. You will only feel a slight pinch.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on December 13, 2008, 06:47:01 AM
"Everybody now---It's fun to stay at the   Y  M  C  A
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Post by: Oddball on December 13, 2008, 07:58:28 AM
 ::thinking:: hmm you pinched my idea G-man thats cheating i think lol
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on December 13, 2008, 09:27:44 AM
Quote from: Oddball on December 13, 2008, 07:58:28 AM
::thinking:: hmm you pinched my idea G-man thats cheating i think lol
you're right---read it a week ago and failed to check---Oh well----Disregard my last post..
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Post by: G-man on December 13, 2008, 06:25:26 PM
"Does my ass look big in these pants?"
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Post by: G-man on December 13, 2008, 06:28:08 PM
"Breathe in, and slowly move into -- down dog"
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Post by: Mike on December 13, 2008, 08:35:36 PM
"It's not a gun, it's a hairdryer!! I swear!"
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Post by: Oddball on December 13, 2008, 09:42:08 PM
My last one: " I swear the fish was this long........"
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Post by: G-man on December 15, 2008, 06:45:47 PM
Alrighty---I'm guessing Spacer is busy---so I will take control..

Runner Up:

Oddbal with:  " I swear the fish was this long........"

And this weeks winner, (and no I am not grovelling..) is from our illustious leader Mike:

"It's not a gun, it's a hairdryer!! I swear!"

Lets see what ya got Mike..
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Post by: Mike on December 16, 2008, 03:12:52 AM
Ok, here we go:

What is this monkey thinking?

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Post by: G-man on December 16, 2008, 05:04:25 AM
"Note to self--do NOT pick butt before picking nose.."
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Post by: Oddball on December 16, 2008, 09:47:07 AM
"Dam it!! it happens to me every time I fall out of a tree...my finger gets stuck up my nose  ::complaining: "
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Post by: Oddball on December 16, 2008, 10:45:58 AM
"I know that Lego brick is up there some where...."
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Post by: Oddball on December 16, 2008, 10:47:23 AM
My last one taken from a Monty Python sketch: "And now a Monkey with a tape recorder up its nose.....(insert the French national Anthem here)"
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Post by: Skid Kid on December 16, 2008, 09:51:34 PM
OK, I've seen those crazy flying machine humans doing this but what's the point?
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Post by: FlyvBoy on December 16, 2008, 11:20:40 PM
My brain itches.


I didn't know THAT was up there!


My favorite! Booger and bannana sandwich.





Those are my three.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on December 17, 2008, 01:29:22 AM
Quote from: G-man on December 15, 2008, 06:45:47 PM
Alrighty---I'm guessing Spacer is busy---so I will take control..

Runner Up:

Oddbal with:  " I swear the fish was this long........"

And this weeks winner, (and no I am not grovelling..) is from our illustious leader Mike:

"It's not a gun, it's a hairdryer!! I swear!"

Lets see what ya got Mike..

Sweet. Thanks. Those picks work for me.
 8)
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Post by: gibbo_335 on December 18, 2008, 04:24:32 AM
Hee hee, now mom will NEVER find it  ;D
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Post by: spacer on December 18, 2008, 06:25:48 PM
Why, oh WHY... do people keep calling me a monkey?
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Post by: Oddball on December 24, 2008, 10:42:17 AM
ok who won this contest? has any one judged it yet?  ::thinking::
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Post by: spacer on December 24, 2008, 04:16:06 PM
"Let's see... twelve meters... underhand toss right into that crowd of tourists... yeah. Just need to *grunt* make some ammo."
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Mike on December 24, 2008, 05:59:51 PM
Quote from: G-man on December 16, 2008, 05:04:25 AM
"Note to self--do NOT pick butt before picking nose.."

Gordy won! That's my pick!

I gave it a lot of thought since a lot of them were good. I like the one Gibbo had but the monkey didn't seem happy enough to pull it off. And I also liked Oddball comment with the Lego brick. Spacers "why do the call me a monkey" was great (I was wondering if somebody would comment on me calling a Gorilla a monkey). But then I thought, I don't think his thoughts go that deep. He's still young and learning and which lesson did he learn today?
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Post by: G-man on December 24, 2008, 06:40:17 PM
"Well---I'd like to thank the academy, my agent, yada yada yada.."

This weeks offering: What is the dog thinking?

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/Snifferdog.jpg)
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Post by: spacer on December 24, 2008, 07:57:03 PM
"Hell with this... YOU go get him!"
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Post by: Mike on December 24, 2008, 07:58:53 PM
Oh HELL NO, you didn't just pick that up!
That's the last time I let you pet me!
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Post by: hookedonflight on December 25, 2008, 08:48:09 AM
I'd like to see YOU sniff that!
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Post by: Oddball on December 25, 2008, 09:49:33 AM
"Whats with the Y-fronts?  that is so last year..."
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Post by: FlyvBoy on December 26, 2008, 03:33:15 PM
You want me to do WHAT!?!?!?!?!
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Post by: Oddball on December 27, 2008, 08:42:45 AM
"If it aint Gucci I aint sniffing it!"
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Post by: Oddball on December 27, 2008, 08:44:31 AM
"I would not touch them wi that boy's rifle let alone sniff that wi my nose?!?!"
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Post by: G-man on December 28, 2008, 07:28:17 AM
Alrighty--we have a winner.."hhokedonflight"

I'd like to see YOU sniff that!

Lets see what you got from the "other" side of the world..
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Post by: hookedonflight on December 28, 2008, 10:02:24 AM
Ok heres one for you.. ::cowboy::



 
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on December 28, 2008, 10:13:04 AM
hmmm, was it left foot first or right?.... aw heck, I'll just bounce along on both......
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Post by: FlyboyGil on December 28, 2008, 03:09:15 PM
For the last time, I DON'T WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU!!!!
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Post by: 4X-NTY on December 28, 2008, 05:47:17 PM
male-"Is it something I said in casual reference to something I did,when the thing I did shouldn't have been done,or at least done differently with more concern about your feelings?"
female-"maybe"
male-"I knew it!"
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Post by: FlyboyGil on December 28, 2008, 10:49:25 PM
"Are you making faces, behind my back?"
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Post by: G-man on December 28, 2008, 11:09:35 PM
"Was that you who just farted?"
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Post by: Skid Kid on December 29, 2008, 04:41:19 AM
Quit staring at my pouch you pervert!
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Post by: Oddball on December 29, 2008, 08:28:28 AM
"Am I too old to go into your pouch?"
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Post by: Oddball on December 29, 2008, 08:30:06 AM
"I cant belive the army turned us down due to flat feet"
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Post by: G-man on December 29, 2008, 08:59:28 AM
"Are you looking at me Willis"...
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Post by: Oddball on December 29, 2008, 04:22:26 PM
"That sniffer dog did WHAT  ::eek:: ::unbelieveable:: "
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Post by: spacer on December 29, 2008, 05:54:00 PM
Hey... do my hips look fat to you?
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Post by: gibbo_335 on December 30, 2008, 07:45:13 PM
That'll teach you to hide Crownies in yer pouch!!!
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Post by: FlyboyGil on December 30, 2008, 09:26:21 PM
Quote from: spacer on December 29, 2008, 05:54:00 PM
Hey... do my hips look fat to you?


Dang dog, you beat me to it!  :( :( Well I'll try it anyways:

Wife: "Does my tail make my butt look big?"
Husband: "It's not the tail, dear."
Then the fight started.
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Post by: hookedonflight on January 01, 2009, 12:33:35 AM
Winner is: ZK Kiwi with:

hmmm, was it left foot first or right?.... aw heck, I'll just bounce along on both......

Honourable mentions go to:

Spacer with:  Hey do my hips look fat to you..
Oddball with:  "I cant belive the army turned us down due to flat feet"
FlyboyGil with: Wife: "Does my tail make my butt look big?" Husband:  "It's not the tail, dear." Then the fight started.
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 01, 2009, 06:00:27 AM
OK, see what you can do with this:

(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/flyK1W1/Catpalm.jpg)
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Post by: FlyboyGil on January 01, 2009, 05:36:55 PM
A little paint, some duct tape, she'll be good as new.
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Post by: Mike on January 01, 2009, 06:38:01 PM
Is there a tree growing out of this airplane?
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Post by: FlyboyGil on January 01, 2009, 08:05:03 PM
Looks like Hans has ordered another plane for Roost-Air!
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Post by: FlyboyGil on January 01, 2009, 08:05:37 PM
Is it just me, or does this plane seem to be missing something?
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Post by: spacer on January 01, 2009, 09:24:44 PM
Real Planes of Genius:
Dubbed the Flying Featherduster, backyard engineers took a 'many short rotors' approach to creating a PBY-derived gyroplane.
Thankfully, it never flew.
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Post by: Oddball on January 01, 2009, 10:19:35 PM
"I said park it by the tree!"
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Post by: Fabo on January 01, 2009, 10:20:54 PM
"Chuck, were that you?"
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Post by: 4X-NTY on January 01, 2009, 10:21:41 PM
That is the evidence we've been waiting for! some plane DO fly just because they're so ugly the ground repels them!
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Post by: Oddball on January 01, 2009, 11:09:48 PM
"Uses for a worn out Catalina number 106: as a plant pot"
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Post by: Oddball on January 01, 2009, 11:13:08 PM
some planes get flat spots on thier tyres if left sitting for a while the catalina grows trees.
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Post by: Jean Loup on January 01, 2009, 11:50:25 PM
Quote from: ZK Kiwi on January 01, 2009, 06:00:27 AM
OK, see what you can do... with this:
::banghead:: ::knockedout:: ::thinking::
PS- Adenda & Info:
Puerto Escondido MexPipe
a video by: Mike Levy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeoPXvMhdBc) |:)\ ::wave::
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on January 02, 2009, 03:06:40 AM
"OK Julio---you are taking this Feng Shui shit too far"
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Post by: Oddball on January 02, 2009, 02:57:47 PM
ok ive deleted one of my entries got a new one:  "The Catalina Mk VI: the Miami conversion"
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Post by: G-man on January 03, 2009, 09:52:47 PM
"God damn it Ethel, cant you go girlie up your own sh*t and leave mine alone..an airplane os NO place for plants."
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Post by: Oddball on January 05, 2009, 11:25:04 PM
err hate to remind everyone but has a winner been picked yet or has this been forgotten about?
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 06, 2009, 04:45:37 AM
Err, sorry about that, been at the airport assembling my aeroplane....

the Winner is Spacer with:
Real Planes of Genius:
Dubbed the Flying Featherduster, backyard engineers took a 'many short rotors' approach to creating a PBY-derived gyroplane.
Thankfully, it never flew.

lots of other good entries though.
In reality the tree is not growing out of the Cat, just a bit of creative framing. the Aircraft is at the Classic Flyers Museum, Tauranga New Zealand and is slowly being restored for static display.

over to you Spacer......
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Post by: spacer on January 06, 2009, 04:22:04 PM
(http://crashdiary.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/747-gear-fail-1.jpg)

A failed experiment in airline square-dancing? Have at it, folks.
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Post by: Oddball on January 06, 2009, 05:55:00 PM
"chuck was that you?"
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 06, 2009, 06:54:10 PM
How come aircraft always crash inside areas marked with Hazard tape?
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 06, 2009, 06:56:37 PM
Despite being firmly on the ground, the EVA engineers diligently set about reproducing the autopilot's 200ft per minute descent fault.
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 06, 2009, 06:58:44 PM
Cool, now the catering truck can reach the cabin door!
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Post by: Fabo on January 06, 2009, 07:01:27 PM
At the Drive-in: "Well, can you reach me now?"
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Post by: Oddball on January 06, 2009, 09:08:32 PM
"no that was not the sound it made that was more of a crunch not a thud...."
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Post by: 4X-NTY on January 07, 2009, 02:07:03 PM
They told me it will be good for eva!!
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Post by: Oddball on January 07, 2009, 03:29:24 PM
the experiment for low rider jumbos for the disabled and eldery did not go as planned..........
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Post by: Jean Loup on January 07, 2009, 04:01:43 PM
Quote from: spacer on January 06, 2009, 04:22:04 PM
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/712/747gearfail2ho2.th.jpg)A failed experiment in airline square-dancing? Have at it, folks.
::) ::) ::)
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/667/747gearfail1km3.jpg)
 ::bow:: |:)\ ::wave::
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on January 07, 2009, 04:10:58 PM
Captain to FO,

"If we slip into street clothes and sneak out the back door, maybe no one will notice..."
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Post by: G-man on January 07, 2009, 05:04:43 PM
"I told you not to let her up here.."---------sorry mom--condsider myself asskicked..
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Post by: www.guardianhelicoptersusa.com on January 08, 2009, 09:46:15 PM
Hey.. what's this button for?
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Post by: spacer on January 08, 2009, 09:47:59 PM
Some good ones there, but I'll give it to the one that made me snort.

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How come aircraft always crash inside areas marked with Hazard tape?

Your turn Kiwi.
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Post by: www.guardianhelicoptersusa.com on January 08, 2009, 09:54:20 PM
To late I know... but..
"Viagraź.. not just for humans!"
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 09, 2009, 04:58:12 AM
OK, your captions please:
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/flyK1W1/Rocketman1.jpg)

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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on January 09, 2009, 05:19:52 AM
"Dang it!  That's the last time you get us lunch from Taco Bell!!!"
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Post by: spacer on January 09, 2009, 04:48:35 PM
"Could ya cut the power a little? These marshmallows are just burnin' way too fast!"

or...

"You wanted your burger medium well, right?"

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Post by: Oddball on January 09, 2009, 06:37:03 PM
all fire and noise but no go
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Post by: Mike on January 10, 2009, 01:12:11 AM
Yeah Earl, I think it cranked over this time!
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Post by: gibbo_335 on January 12, 2009, 04:16:05 AM
OK OK, I think I found the blockage
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Post by: Oddball on January 12, 2009, 01:36:06 PM
Łerr is that meant to happen?"
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Post by: spacer on January 12, 2009, 06:03:33 PM
"I'm OK! ... I didn't really need those eyebrows anyway."
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Post by: Oddball on January 12, 2009, 07:27:54 PM
"is it on yet?"
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Post by: AirScorp on January 13, 2009, 04:16:04 AM
Hmmm.. I did remove the wheel chocks didn't I? (look at the back right tire)  ;D
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Post by: TheSoccerMom on January 13, 2009, 07:38:30 PM
"Heh, heh!  They TOLD me this was as easy as cooking!  How true!"

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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 16, 2009, 08:05:10 AM
O.K, this ones winner:

Oddball  - "is it on yet?"

cool as... over to you
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Post by: Oddball on January 16, 2009, 04:29:26 PM
Thank you for that doubious honour Kiwi lol have to look for one now
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Post by: Oddball on January 16, 2009, 04:39:35 PM
ok lets see what you make of this one:
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Post by: spacer on January 16, 2009, 07:00:45 PM
Only by sheer luck... and an unscheduled naptime, did Fred survive the accidental activation of the Cut'm'Off Laser Security system.
Unfortunately, he's a breast man.
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Post by: gibbo_335 on January 16, 2009, 08:05:41 PM
Morice's training improved his laptimes.
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 17, 2009, 06:41:01 AM
Caution - low flying Helicopters...
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Post by: spacer on January 17, 2009, 01:37:44 PM
"Honey, did you hear something?   .... Honey?"
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Post by: Mike on January 17, 2009, 05:52:08 PM
Tommy Lee thought they said "lap time" instead of "nap time" . . .
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Post by: FlyboyGil on January 17, 2009, 11:55:45 PM
You're doing something different with your hair, right dear?
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Post by: www.guardianhelicoptersusa.com on January 19, 2009, 05:00:22 PM
As he drifted off, Mr. Yin, Samari warrior, husband and father of two girls, thought to himself "Finally.. some peace and QUIET!"
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on January 30, 2009, 08:43:38 AM
ummm.. has this thread died?
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Post by: Oddball on January 30, 2009, 04:47:05 PM
oops  ::unbelieveable:: ::eek::  ::banghead:: sorry folks thats my fault been busy doing exams and course works for colloge i forgot it was my turn to judge.
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Post by: Oddball on January 30, 2009, 04:51:45 PM
The winner is :
Quote from: spacer on January 17, 2009, 01:37:44 PM
"Honey, did you hear something?   .... Honey?"


with Kiwi second with:
Quote from: ZK Kiwi on January 17, 2009, 06:41:01 AM
Caution - low flying Helicopters...

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Post by: spacer on January 30, 2009, 06:12:43 PM
(http://is1.okcupid.com/users/520/578/5215783655160923400/mt1149686644.jpg)
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Post by: Oddball on January 30, 2009, 06:30:55 PM
"Hey Indie I thought we where meant to be chased by a boulder not by a Blackhawk?!?"
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on January 30, 2009, 09:48:55 PM
I've heard of "The Old Ball and Chain", but this is taking things way too far!
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Post by: Frank N. O. on February 01, 2009, 08:30:07 AM
"Gil, it was bad enough you took the last beer right in front of her face but what ever possessed you to ask if she was a stripper!?!"

Frank
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Post by: ZK Kiwi on February 01, 2009, 10:53:57 AM
Witnesses reported the attacker used a terrible weapon, which although primitive had a reputation as a mankiller. Somewhat ungainly with bits sticking out at odd angles it would terrorise any would be victim - in this case however there was also a spikey ball hung underneath it.....
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Post by: Oddball on February 01, 2009, 05:52:26 PM
After President Obama announced cut backs in the budget the military decided to go back to medieval technology.
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Post by: FlyboyGil on February 01, 2009, 09:55:21 PM
(Singing)
"I don't know, but I've been told! Something 'neath that chopper looks mighty old!
One two! RUN RUN! One two! RUN RUN! One Two, one two, RUN LIKE HELL!"
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Post by: spacer on February 02, 2009, 01:25:53 AM
But, Frank! She *was* a stripper!!!

I just didn't know she was rated to fly a Sikorski...

It's all yours, bud.
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Post by: Frank N. O. on February 02, 2009, 09:54:31 PM
Thank you, however due to continued unfourtante events herey regarding my mom's health then I can't really focus on finding a picture that might be suitable for this contest, sorry.

Frank
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Post by: FlyboyGil on February 02, 2009, 09:55:36 PM
Quote from: Frank N. O. on February 02, 2009, 09:54:31 PM
Thank you, however due to continued unfourtante events herey regarding my mom's health then I can't really focus on finding a picture that might be suitable for this contest, sorry.

Frank

Well since my name was used in the caption, if it's alright with everybody howsbout I post a picture?
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Post by: spacer on February 02, 2009, 11:20:06 PM
Quote from: FlyboyGil on February 02, 2009, 09:55:36 PM
Quote from: Frank N. O. on February 02, 2009, 09:54:31 PM
Thank you, however due to continued unfourtante events herey regarding my mom's health then I can't really focus on finding a picture that might be suitable for this contest, sorry.

Frank

Well since my name was used in the caption, if it's alright with everybody howsbout I post a picture?

So long as Frank's OK with it... go for it.
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Post by: Frank N. O. on February 02, 2009, 11:39:48 PM
Np with me.

Frank
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Post by: FlyboyGil on February 03, 2009, 12:56:13 AM
Alrigthy then, What is this kid thinking?  :o :o :o :o  ::rambo:: ::rambo:: ::rambo:: ::rambo::
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Post by: spacer on February 03, 2009, 01:45:27 AM
"It's OK, Mr Clown. Just give me the candy and I won't hurt you."
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Post by: Oddball on February 03, 2009, 05:25:30 PM
"who do you think you are? a clown?"
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Post by: Oddball on February 03, 2009, 05:30:10 PM
"Stop clowning around andgive me the candy!!"
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Post by: Fabo on February 03, 2009, 06:33:13 PM
"You Sir Are A Terrible Joker As This Is Not Funny At All!" |:)\
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Post by: Oddball on February 03, 2009, 11:51:37 PM
"Careful now, if i wanted hair on my candy i would of went to the candyfloss machine"
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Post by: gibbo_335 on February 04, 2009, 11:38:13 PM
You give ME the candy, and I tell you where I hid the top part of your hair...Deal?
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Post by: Oddball on February 05, 2009, 07:58:45 AM
NOT TO BE COUNTED!!

"Stephen King's IT was scarier than you"
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Post by: FlyboyGil on February 15, 2009, 11:07:53 PM
Franklin, we need a winner on this one!
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Post by: Oddball on February 16, 2009, 12:06:10 AM
since you posted Gil you judge it.
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Post by: FlyboyGil on February 22, 2009, 04:59:12 PM
Alrighty then. I pass the torch to SPACER

Quote from: spacer on February 03, 2009, 01:45:27 AM
"It's OK, Mr Clown. Just give me the candy and I won't hurt you."


Although no one seems to have pointed out the fact that clowns are evil!  >:D >:D ::eek:: ::eek::
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Post by: Oddball on February 22, 2009, 05:02:45 PM
thought I had with my IT refrence  ::thinking:: ....oh i forgot that was not to be counted  ::rofl::
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on February 22, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: FlyboyGil on February 22, 2009, 04:59:12 PM
Alrighty then. I pass the torch to SPACER

Quote from: spacer on February 03, 2009, 01:45:27 AM
"It's OK, Mr Clown. Just give me the candy and I won't hurt you."


Although no one seems to have pointed out the fact that clowns are evil!  >:D >:D ::eek:: ::eek::

This guy wasn't evil so much as downright scary!   ::eek:: ::silly::
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Post by: FlyboyGil on February 22, 2009, 06:47:42 PM
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on February 22, 2009, 05:44:46 PM
Quote from: FlyboyGil on February 22, 2009, 04:59:12 PM
Alrighty then. I pass the torch to SPACER

Quote from: spacer on February 03, 2009, 01:45:27 AM
"It's OK, Mr Clown. Just give me the candy and I won't hurt you."


Although no one seems to have pointed out the fact that clowns are evil!  >:D >:D ::eek:: ::eek::

This guy wasn't evil so much as downright scary!   ::eek:: ::silly::

Evil, scary. Both the same. When I was working security at our local airshow, there was a glider pilot who before his show dressed up in a clown outfit, had a small fan on his back and rode around on a bike. Of course he rode around in front of me, and nearly had his head beaten in. I hate clowns! Had he come any closer there would've been alot of crying children and angry parents in the audience (Except if they hate clowns as well.).  That's what I like about Spacer's comment. He tells that clown exactly what!!!
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Post by: FlyboyGil on March 21, 2009, 07:59:41 PM
Alrighty then. I'll, post another one. What is going on in this scene?
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Post by: Oddball on March 21, 2009, 10:45:01 PM
Im watching you, i dont know what you are up to but i know its no good!
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Post by: TheSoccerMom on March 21, 2009, 10:51:46 PM
"You said you'd never TELL!!!"

 :)
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Post by: Oddball on March 21, 2009, 11:18:56 PM
You did what in the what now?
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Post by: Fabo on March 22, 2009, 03:31:41 AM
"I dont care there only is one computer in the house, go and catch your own mouse!
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Post by: Oddball on March 22, 2009, 12:44:25 PM
"How many times do I have to tell you!, No you cant watch Human planet on the Discovery channel, its my turn for the TV."
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on March 22, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
"Touch my catnip and you're dead, fella!"   ::rambo::
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Post by: spacer on April 06, 2009, 03:28:47 AM
"Is he looking at my butt? I *know* he's looking at my butt."


It appears that, while I was otherwise occupied, I missed out on an opportunity to post a picture. I just took a great one today, though.
But... I won't post it unless I get the go-ahead.


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Post by: Oddball on April 06, 2009, 10:32:27 AM
Have to ask this but.............Gil who won this one?  Its all that posting in Name that wasn't it? you forgot about this?
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on April 06, 2009, 01:35:17 PM
Awwwwwwwww... don't tell me Gilly ran out of LaBatts and is sulking AFK???   ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::

C'mere Gil.  I've got a couple brewskis left in my fridge for ya.  Hehe.   ;)
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Post by: cotejy on April 06, 2009, 06:16:00 PM
"didn't your mom was living in a Holstein farm?"
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Post by: FlyboyGil on April 08, 2009, 09:15:02 PM
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on March 22, 2009, 03:04:26 PM
"Touch my catnip and you're dead, fella!"   ::rambo::

I gotta go with this one.  ::drinking:: ::drinking:: ::drinking:: Alrighty Rooster. Post away!
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on April 11, 2009, 04:37:24 AM
Ok gang,  lets see what you can come up with for a caption for this:
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Post by: Oddball on April 11, 2009, 07:11:40 AM
The Meercat sentries came out ready for Bear with their Surface to Eagle Missiles
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on April 24, 2009, 06:13:00 AM
Two weeks go by and there's only ONE caption reply?!?!?!   ::sulk::  I thought this pics would have generated a bit more response than that!  I do like it Ian, but I'd really like to see a bit more competition before I declare you the winner by default.

How's this for a teaser:

"North Dakota deploys its National Guard troops to Afghanistan."

RC
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Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 06:56:51 AM
hmm forgot about this one ok how about:

"After bad reviews from their latest album Alvin goes out on the rampage"
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Post by: Oddball on April 24, 2009, 07:06:09 AM
NEWS FLASH, NEWS FLASH:  after research with dolphins  disarming sea mines and attacking enemy divers the American DoD have begun research on deploying RPG armed chipmunks to hunt out terrorists in caves.

You have been watching Odd's news we now return you to your normal program schedule.
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Post by: Oddball on April 25, 2009, 04:08:42 PM
                                                      *not to be counted (unless you think its better than my other entries)*

Squirel Nutkin was always over protective of her winter nut store.
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Post by: FlyboyGil on April 25, 2009, 05:16:09 PM
If I can't have those acorns, no one can!!
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Post by: FlyboyGil on April 25, 2009, 07:56:31 PM
The Chipmunks test out their new anti predator bazooka!
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Post by: Oddball on May 04, 2009, 09:31:59 PM
and the winner is?
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Post by: www.guardianhelicoptersusa.com on May 07, 2009, 07:10:01 PM
"I love the smell of nut-butter in the morning!"
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Post by: Gulfstream Driver on May 08, 2009, 03:20:47 AM
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on April 24, 2009, 06:13:00 AM
"North Dakota deploys its National Guard troops to Afghanistan."

Boy, you're in trouble with my wife, now!
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on May 08, 2009, 06:29:05 AM
<DING!>  We Have a Winner!!!

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The Meercat sentries came out ready for Bear with their Surface to Eagle Missiles

Gilly was a close second with the Acorns, but I gotta go with Oddball

Over to you, Oddy.   ::wave::



Quote
Boy, you're in trouble with my wife, now!

What fer?   ::angel::  That's how this pic was sent to me originally.

RC
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Post by: Oddball on May 09, 2009, 10:18:01 PM
Ok folks how about this one?
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Post by: FlyboyGil on May 09, 2009, 11:35:40 PM
All those auditioning for the new "Smokin Joe" Please raise their paw!
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Post by: undatc on May 09, 2009, 11:58:59 PM
"It's nice to live in a free state.  Saddam woulda never let us do this."
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on May 10, 2009, 12:50:47 AM
Five Hundred Miles... Five Hundred Camels.   You do the math.   ::)













i.e., "I'd walk a mile for a Camel!"   >:D
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Post by: Oddball on June 02, 2009, 04:46:06 PM
Hmm my fault sort of let this one slide by...........and by the looks of it not many entries but the winning caption is R/C's   ::cowboy::
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on June 02, 2009, 06:16:48 PM
Oh my!  Thank you Oddy!   ::bow::

You will need to wait a day or two until I get home to my picture collection, then I'll post the next pic for everyone.

RC
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Post by: FlyboyGil on June 02, 2009, 10:06:32 PM
Dang it, now I've thought of a good one for it! Oh well I'll post it anyways

"Even the ugly ones with major camel-toe smoke after sex." ::) ::)
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on June 07, 2009, 06:35:07 PM
Alright, lets see what you can come up with for this pic:

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Post by: spacer on June 08, 2009, 03:13:45 AM
Wow, that gal has an enormous, hairy......... nevermind   >:D
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Post by: Oddball on June 08, 2009, 11:39:08 AM
"In a horrific accidendt today a girl was crushed to death by Garfield."
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Post by: mtnman on June 08, 2009, 03:06:25 PM
"See, when you squeeze it from the bottom, it's eyes light up!"
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Post by: AirScorp on June 08, 2009, 07:03:44 PM
"Yo! Big Pun Whiskas!
One more can of that sh*t and it'll start spitting rhyyyyymes!"
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Post by: undatc on June 08, 2009, 08:58:45 PM
"I can haz one to many cheezburger."
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Post by: Oddball on June 13, 2009, 03:18:52 PM
The first take of the Alien bursting out of John Hurt's chest did not go well.
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on June 13, 2009, 04:20:41 PM
Spacer, you cracked me up with your reply!   ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::  You win this round!   |:)\

Over to Spacer...
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Post by: spacer on June 14, 2009, 02:51:13 AM
Yeah, truckers have a soft spot for big... cats.  ;D

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.gadling.com/media/2007/04/warningsign.jpg)

As he didn't have the proper naval equipment (ship, F14, etc.) Chuck decided to practice his carrier landings with a hooked bungee, an ag plane, and some poor bystander's car.
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Post by: Gulfstream Driver on June 14, 2009, 03:00:20 AM
Always remember to remove your tie-downs.
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Post by: Oddball on June 15, 2009, 01:33:45 PM
"Danger Cars X-ing!"
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Post by: Stef on June 16, 2009, 09:30:33 AM
Watch out motorists, passing planes might pee on you!
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Post by: Oddball on June 16, 2009, 12:12:57 PM
Caution: Stunt pilots in training
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Post by: spacer on July 05, 2009, 07:50:31 PM
Gulfstream, she's all yours
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Post by: Gulfstream Driver on July 06, 2009, 04:40:11 AM
Crap, I didn't think I'd win!  Here you go!
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on July 06, 2009, 04:48:22 AM
Answer #1:  Marilyn Manson's Baby pic is stolen and released on the Internet.   






Answer #2:  Son of Marilyn Manson.




::whistle:: ::whistle:: ::whistle::
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Post by: mtnman on July 06, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
Momma, are you sure this will help me stop smoking?
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Post by: Oddball on July 06, 2009, 06:04:19 PM
Yes kidz you too can look like this
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Post by: spacer on July 07, 2009, 12:12:26 AM
"What do you mean you can't reproduce the problem, Julio?
Every time I take my family anywhere, the compass always points south!?"
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on July 24, 2009, 03:43:17 PM
Hey Gulfstream?  Can you announce a winner please?  I don't think anyone else is going to post a caption.

RC
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Post by: Rooster Cruiser on September 01, 2009, 01:14:38 AM
"Houston calling Gulfstream Driver.  Do you read, Gulfstream Driver?"

I'd like to see this caption contest continue...

RC
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Post by: Oddball on September 01, 2009, 10:33:58 AM
Tower radio check! can you hear me Gulfstream?
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Post by: undatc on September 01, 2009, 12:46:42 PM
Little did he know that his piercings would garner extra 'special' attention from TSA.....
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Post by: G-man on December 09, 2009, 12:04:23 AM
Time to start again...

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/PB270062-1.jpg)
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Post by: YawningMan on December 09, 2009, 09:41:14 PM
"Holy smokes, Mister! I only asked for you to douse the match!"

"Stop shooting! Bear season is NOT open!"

"Never should have hired William Tell to do my piercings!"
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Post by: Oddball on December 10, 2009, 08:32:29 AM
The olympic archery team finaly run out of targets
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Post by: Fabo on December 10, 2009, 10:26:30 AM
Someone was not impressed by Smokeys "improved version" of Simon Says....
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Post by: spacer on December 21, 2009, 08:02:58 PM
"Only who... Punk?" (Eastwood voice)
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Post by: Oddball on December 21, 2009, 08:14:22 PM
the Smokey karaoke had a poor song selction.
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Post by: Oddball on January 17, 2010, 08:12:03 PM
Smokey says: ouch that hurts like a son of a b***h! only you could of done that!
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Post by: G-man on January 17, 2010, 08:28:24 PM
I guess as Oddball revived this thread---I will hand over to him---I like this:

Quote
Smokey says: ouch that hurts like a son of a b***h! only you could of done that!

Odd---You have the floor..
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Post by: Oddball on January 17, 2010, 08:35:26 PM
Thank you for such a dubious honour. I'll put some thing up soon.
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Post by: Oddball on February 12, 2010, 12:58:52 PM
Ok due to other commitments forgot I had won this so here is a couple of photos I took awhile back.
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/24112006072.jpg)
(http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Oddballsco/24112006126.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on February 13, 2010, 02:36:55 AM
And in other news, the USMC is testing a new rapid-insertion technique for their recon troops.

...the search continues for the first test subjects.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: undatc on March 02, 2010, 08:35:20 AM
God I have a good one for this but I believe it would be a bit risque for the audience.    ::banghead::
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on March 02, 2010, 05:51:06 PM
put it in the "Fire Fighters" section and label it for this thread?
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Post by: FlyboyGil on March 02, 2010, 11:55:33 PM
The one for sitting on the missile would be "Hey, look at the 'Slim Pickens' wannbe's"
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on March 25, 2010, 05:52:30 PM
Ok due to such low number of entries I'll give this to Spacer.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on March 31, 2010, 01:03:54 AM
Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on March 31, 2010, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: spacer on March 31, 2010, 01:03:54 AM
Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.


Uhm....  On which day?  ???
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Gulfstream Driver on April 03, 2010, 04:02:52 AM
Sorry, guys.  I completely forgot about this.  For what it's worth, I liked this caption the best...

Quote from: mtnman on July 06, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
Momma, are you sure this will help me stop smoking?
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on April 03, 2010, 02:43:37 PM
Quote from: Rooster Cruiser on March 31, 2010, 05:10:53 AM
Quote from: spacer on March 31, 2010, 01:03:54 AM
Ah, thanks. I'll have a pic up right after supper.


Uhm....  On which day?  ???

Sorry. We have a lot going on here... there is another winner, though, and I'll respect that decision.
This one belongs to mtnman. If he doesn't post one soon, I'll go ahead and throw something up.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on April 13, 2010, 08:06:38 PM
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/UnntlyUiNFU/0.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on April 13, 2010, 08:10:38 PM
The first flight across the English Channel by recumbent bicycle went tragically wrong.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Gulfstream Driver on April 14, 2010, 03:50:42 AM
37th try is the charm!
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on April 17, 2010, 02:28:47 AM
I'll give it a couple more days, in case anyone else has anything.
 
*crickets chirping*
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on April 17, 2010, 08:06:15 AM
Bike:check
Propeller:check
wings: oooooooohhhhhhh ****
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Frank N. O. on April 18, 2010, 08:49:11 PM
That picture reminds me of a a story: In the mid-90s a well-known popular danish comic/actor ran for a seat in the danish parliament as an independant, which btw requires a fair amount of personal votes. One of his campaign promises was that all who rode on the bicyclepaths would have, what's the word, back-wind? He actually got in btw, here's a photo of his first appearence: http://www.denstoredanske.dk/@api/deki/files/11770/=42057696.jpg

With that story in mind then a caption could read along the lines: "Who needs Jacob Haugaard, I'll make my own wind on the bicycle-paths."

Frank
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on April 19, 2010, 02:25:09 AM
Take it away, Oddball. Let's see whatcha got.
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Post by: Oddball on April 19, 2010, 09:17:32 AM
Great I'll look one out soon bit busy looking for work and getting ready for a trip to Russia in the next few weeks.
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Post by: spacer on April 30, 2010, 06:58:49 PM
tick tock tick tock
 ::type::
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on May 07, 2010, 01:09:27 PM
I know I know, but its a bit hard posting a pic while touring around Russia.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on May 07, 2010, 02:49:44 PM
OK---let me help out--we will do two...please list your comments as

1.

2.

Here is Number 1:

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/nri7LxwKKFmH48.jpg)

Here is number 2:

(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j35/helokat/caption%20pics/nerds.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on May 08, 2010, 05:17:13 AM
 :o  Uhmmmm.......  Ok G-Man, you asked for it! 

#1)  Don't wrap it up.  I'll eat it here!   >:D


#2)  Ultimate Cat Fight as Super Girl takes on da Cat Woman!  Warning!!!  XXX Rated!   ::eek::

RC
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Rooster Cruiser on May 08, 2010, 05:19:29 AM
BTW... Why are those girls doing that in front of the Disney logo!?!?   :-\  Not exactly what I would call "Family Entertainment".

RC
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on May 09, 2010, 05:22:28 PM
1. "I knew we shouldn't have used EZ-Off on our thighs!"

2. "Catwoman... you really need some sun, girlfriend!"
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Post by: gibbo_335 on May 10, 2010, 11:34:19 PM
1.  Auditions for Disneys remake of the Sorcerers Apprentice go horribly wrong when Mickey tries out his new spell  >:D

2.  BACK OFF B%^CH IT'S MY BOWL OF MILK!!!!
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Oddball on May 24, 2010, 03:31:11 PM
1.after a slight mis-hap out side toilets where banned by Disney.

2. Cat woman "Just coz your cozzie has a big S on it does not mean its the sexiest!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on October 05, 2011, 11:45:38 PM
OK....Lets re-surect this thread..

Two days till judging time on pic 1 & 2
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: Mike on October 06, 2011, 01:29:25 AM
1. Ever since I bought my Ferrari, this happens everywhere I park.

2. Tell that joke again Cat Woman! Only right this time.
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: spacer on February 23, 2013, 06:41:42 PM
(https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/539591_10151409052715502_1733069072_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest--With rules--please read before posting
Post by: G-man on February 23, 2013, 08:50:52 PM
Helo pilots walk on water.......
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