Chicken Wings Trivia

Since we keep getting mail from our die –hard fans asking us about more facts, we thought it might be kind of cool to list a few little known facts and some funny trivia about our feathered crew, as well as some mistakes we made (and spotted) for your enjoyment:

The doctors eye chart in the strip “eyedoctor” from 12/23/2004 spells out “I am one heck of a lousy pilot who couldn’t fly his way out of a paper bag.”

The picture in the background of the strip posted on 01/31/05 is a picture of Hans’ Uncle “Heinrich the Rooster”, the founder of Roost-Air.

The plane “China Doll” drawn in our strip on 08/16/05 is a real plane based in Camarillo. Check out this website http://www.ci.camarillo.ca.us/main.aspx?q=6067&p=9954

The strip “The Son of the AOPA” (01/10/06) was solely designed to spark the interest of the AOPA who to this day has completely ignored us.

Carl in our strip “here to help” (02/28/06) is a real name from a real FAA inspector with a good sense of humor. Mike enlarged and framed the strip in his old office for Carl to find when he came over for Mikes checkride.

In the strip “trouble with the contacts” (04/11/06), Stefan accidentally drew the Cessna Skyhawk with 6 cylinders.

The chick in “nice approach” (06/13/06) suddenly has no eyelashes in the last panel.

The strip “not it!” (07/11/06) was inspired by the incident of the Jet Blue flight 292 which made an emergency landing in LAX on Sept 21st 2005. Somebody asked Mike if the Captain always flies the emergency procedure.

The strip “concentrate and focus” (09/26/06) was inspired by our fans in the forum and their inability to stay on topic in almost every thread. (this is NOT a complaint! It’s actually quite funny)

Nobus last name “Yakitori” in strip “Nobu…what?” (10/24/06) actually means “grilled bird” in Japanese and is a Japanese type of skewered chicken.

“Hyaku En” in strip “gifted pilot” (12/05/06) is not really a famous pottery artist. It’s the Japanese equivalent to the “99 cent stores” we have in the US and means “100 Yen Store”.

Our strip posted on 02/13/07 is a reference to Bon Jovi’s 80’s hit song “Living on a Prayer”.

We often get links from sites such as „World Culinary Institute“ http://www.worldculinaryinstitute.com/
In general we get quite some search engine traffic from poultry fans who were obviosly looking for recipies.

We „translate“ our strips into British English for Pilot Magazine in the UK.

The strip “FAA guy looking for Chuck” (06/12/2007) exactly happened like this word for word when Mike was playing this joke on his buddy Chris from the San Diego Fire Department while he was doing his preflight on their Bell 212. And of course Chris didn’t run far since he was merely playing along.

If your plane is parked at the hangar area next to the fire station in LAX, the ground clearance Chuck got in our strip “left or right” posted on 11/16/2004 will actually get you to runway 25L. But you will pass taxiway “Golf” on the way to “Foxtrot” and you won’t be able to hold short of “Golf” once you turn right on “Foxtrot”. When we thought of the strip we envisioned Chuck sitting on taxiway “Q1” facing east.
But we don’t know if the clearance will sound like this in real life since we never sat on Q1 with a Skyhawk trying to take off out of LAX.
The Cessna also misses its fin on the last picture.

Many of our characters are based on real people to some extend.
The duck called “James” in the strip “the best pilot on the field” (05/01/2007) was intended to resemble Turbomallard from our forum, with his name and his huge photo camera as a give-away. We don’t think he noticed!

That’s it for now!
More soon . . .

The airport must go!

“Why do they have to keep flying circles right over the airport?” I have been asked more times than I can count. Let’s look at this from the perspective of a helicopter pilot, shall we? Being pretty low to the ground and slower, we can cause a lot more noise than our fixed wing counter parts and therefore get targeted a lot more often by enraged airport opposition.

What people seem to forget is what the helicopter mainly is used for, to go when no other machine can or will. Of course there are applications such as tours and news and the occasional VIP aircraft but in general these things are so expensive that they only get utilized when nothing else will work. They fight fires, rescue mountain climbers, pick up people from the scene of a bad car crash, pull them out of floods (remember how many of them were used after Katrina). They transport organs, burn victims, trauma victims and kids from hospital to hospital, and supplies and medicine out to remote places. The list goes on.

And how do all these pilots start their careers?

That’s right, by “flying circles” right over the airport!

Anywhooo….

I could really get into this in depth if you guys are interested but we are also here for fun and I don’t need to convince the enthusiasts here on our website but feel free to write me an email or talk about it in our forum if you want to see me ramble on longer or if you have constructive criticism and/or input.

Here’s an extra comic for you guys!

Pilot Humor anybody?

I want to utilize this section here for now for a quick book review:

One of our friends, Patricia Lorenz, a highly accomplished author for her work on the “Chicken Soup for the soul” books, has put together a book about pilot stories and pilot jokes.
It’s called “True Pilot Stories” which I believe is an oxymoron in itself (like military intelligence, government organization, Microsoft Works, Peace Force, or “happily married”... the list is long...) so it makes the perfect title for a book about pilots.

It’s not a pilot comic (that’s our job) and there isn’t only pilot humor in it, but also tales about exciting adventures and things you can learn from. Our good friend Captain Ed Owen (author of “Your Captain Speaking”) also wrote some stories in there and as you might know, we enjoy his stories very much.
You will see stories from fixed wing pilots, private pilots, airline captains, and even blimp guys as well as one chopper jockey (guess who?). It’s also a great gift for the guy or gal you already gave a “Chicken Wings” comic book!

I found, after reading the whole thing myself, that the book is perfect for the aviation enthusiast, hobby pilot, flight student, and guy or girl who enjoys fun and exciting short stories about this very interesting job field.
I personally prefer short stories where I don’t have to memorize a huge plot to know what’s going on because in my job I have to jump up and go fight a fire at short notice and might not be able to pick the book up for days. And in the off-season I am so busy with Chicken Wings and helicopter training (where I have to read HUGE books with no plot at all, POH, FAR’s, and so) that I usually don’t pick up a book in the evening after reading for a living all day.
Needless to say, I never read “The Hobbit” or “Lord of the Rings” because I can’t see my way through all the little creatures and the way they relate to each other. My girlfriend was even thinking about wearing a name-tag before so I’d at least don’t forget her name. (just kidding Heidi, in case you read this...)
If you work in aviation as an airline pilot or any other professional commercial pilot, you might have heard one or the other story or pilot joke already because this book is, like I said, a collection. And there might be a couple of stories in there about a private pilot flying his Cessna 152 into what is an adventure for him but not for a 12,000hr Boeing 737. That's why I mentioned this book is more for the enthusiast not the professional. I might not have to mention this anyways because chances are that the guy who flies all day for a living will not go home and then read a book about more flying on his days off.

But it’s very well written because Patricia added her very own professional touch to correct some of the mistakes pilots make (especially the practically illiterate helicopter pilots) who are not used to writing books for a living. And this makes it really easy and fun to read.

I will post a section of the book in our forum just because I think it’s absolutely hilarious but for the whole thing you just might have to order the book.

You can get it in well assorted bookstore, but of course also in our own online shop. Especially if you're ordering from Europe, you will probably get the best deal with us!
Check it out!

I am in as well...

We're both going to be in here. The plan is to change "current issues" to "birds eye view" which fits our scheme WAY better. We're also working on a discussion forum where we can converse with fans about important, or better, FUN aviation issues!
So stay tuned, we're almost there!

Current Issues!

This is a new place on our website where we will be addressing various issues in more detail. It won't be updated as frequently as our blog, and might not always be highly relevant to the rest of the site, but we felt like it'd be nice to have a space like that, so we've created it. Stay tuned!