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Offline Gulfstream Driver

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2006, 04:19:15 AM »
"I am all that is man!"
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.  --Bruce Almighty

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2006, 07:11:43 PM »

Say "CAR RAMROD"! Say "CAR RAMROD"!
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2006, 08:56:07 PM »

You boys wanna go to Mexico?

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #33 on: February 05, 2006, 04:25:48 AM »
Senor,

You will now turn south on a heading for Havana!

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #34 on: February 05, 2006, 09:22:21 PM »
Spread it on!
Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes.  --Bruce Almighty

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #35 on: February 06, 2006, 05:34:11 PM »
I got this one for real at Bournemouth International (UK) when flying my Mooney

G-XXXX, you are no 1 to land. Speedwing XXXX (Concorde) is no 2
honest.........

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #36 on: February 06, 2006, 05:37:57 PM »
 :o
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #37 on: February 06, 2006, 07:50:38 PM »
I got this one for real at Bournemouth International (UK) when flying my Mooney

G-XXXX, you are no 1 to land. Speedwing XXXX (Concorde) is no 2
honest.........


HAHA! That's awesome! You couldn't make that up!
Got you attention didn't it?!
I bet your face looked like this: :o
(and the Speedwing drivers like this: >:(...haha)
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2006, 03:13:59 AM »
The one thing you don't want to hear over your headset at any time : "Oops."

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2006, 03:20:22 AM »
true!
we actually have a strip about that. It should be running in "Trade-a-Plane" any time now.
it's probably gonna be on the website short after.... hehe
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2006, 04:33:29 PM »

Is that gas running off the back of the wing?????

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2006, 08:52:46 PM »
What's that smell?
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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #42 on: February 10, 2006, 05:25:42 PM »
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.  I'd like to thank the airlines for giving me this opportunity to be your pilot.  Why, just last week I was serving soda and pretzels in the back!  Now, if anybody wants to try landing this baby, come on up here and read the manual!  We're landing in fifteen minutes."
We're going to have to come in pretty low!  It's just one of those things you have to do... when you land!  -- Ted Striker - Airplane!

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #43 on: February 10, 2006, 06:32:50 PM »
Hahahahaha.

Reminds me of a story I heard that I thin might just squeeze in under this catagory too:

An airliner gets ready to start and taxies towards the runway but is then stopped and thrue the rows of passengers walks two pilots, one says to the other: I can't believe the flight attendants made it this far without us.
I retold this story in my own words to get a good punchline, the story was that the two pilots were just along for the ride to fly a plane from another airport but imagine the passengers expressions! LOL

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Re: Things you never want to hear
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2006, 11:23:45 PM »
BANG!!!

(That's one sound that'll make your heart skip a beat when you're airborne...)  Makes you wonder "Am I being shot at?" or "what did we hit?"  ;D
If you keep the greasy side down and avoid the cumulus granitus, respect the MEAs and mind the needles, then a successful flight you will have