Along the same lines as the greatest lies in aviation, only the opposite. This is for all those little hair raising phrases that we hear in the air or on the flight line. (if this exists elsewhere and I missed it, I apologize)
Skyhawk on 2 mile final for runway 18
Tower: "Skyhawk 123BX, number two following traffic on 1/4 mile final, cleared to land 18. Traffic is a Lear. On landing, expedite departure from runway for following traffic, a Falcon, on 5 mile final."
From your checkride examiner on your Instrument checkride:
"You did fine, although I'm not entirely sire that first approach was legal..."