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Offline Mike

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2006, 06:47:27 PM »

I'm a member of the mile high club.  8)
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Offline Sleek-Jet

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #31 on: February 01, 2006, 07:12:13 PM »
I've never been lost.... :D ;D
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Offline Firegirl

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2006, 02:27:08 AM »
To the FAA:

Yes sir, I ALWAYS use my checklist.
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Offline Mike

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2006, 11:16:22 PM »
No, it already was like that before I took the aircraft.
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Offline Witchblade

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2006, 02:43:38 AM »
"I was just checking that you're awake..."
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Offline Mike

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2006, 03:04:12 AM »

Of course I know where we are.
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Offline Firegirl

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2006, 06:27:10 AM »

All that turbulence spoiled my landing.
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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2006, 04:29:22 PM »
You were talking too much on final and I forgot to flare!!!!!!!
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Offline Mike

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #38 on: February 12, 2006, 05:48:35 PM »

I only need glasses for reading.


(from some of the old-bold pilots... ;D)
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Offline Frank N. O.

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #39 on: February 12, 2006, 06:53:37 PM »
Good ones, that last one reminds me of the saying: There are old pilots and there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots.

Frank
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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #40 on: February 13, 2006, 03:45:12 AM »
True!

But I have seen old bald pilots !!   HA HA HA    :D
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Offline FlyingBlind

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #41 on: February 13, 2006, 03:02:01 PM »
I know this manual by heart!
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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #42 on: February 13, 2006, 11:29:36 PM »
"Pshh, it was easy!"
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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2006, 02:30:41 AM »
Quote from: Mike on February 13, 2006, 03:45:12 AM
True!

But I have seen old bald pilots !!   HA HA HA    :D
Good one :D

Frank
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Offline Gulfstream Driver

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Re: Greatest Lies in Aviation!
« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2006, 03:56:35 AM »
Quote from: Mike on February 12, 2006, 05:48:35 PM
I only need glasses for reading.

Actually flew with a guy the other day that landed better without his glasses than with.  He said he doesn't have depth perception without his glasses and flies the plane down on the runway, rather than trying to land.
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