HOORAY!!! He Replied!! Dear Dr. Finster McFiddles,
First I want to thank you for your prompt response to my email, I really do appreciate your kind of gesture towards this matter. But as a matter of fact I want you to also be rest assured that this transaction is 100% risk free, consequently there is nothing for you to worry about.
Basically, we want your total full co-operation and trust, somebody who we can entrust these funds in his hand before/prior our coming over to have our share of the money. Like as I earlier said the whole proceeding is legal, we have the entire bio-data of the deceased in question in our hand, definitely we would have done this on our own, but the bottom line is that we are directors as well as staff of the bank, so we cannot come out and have the funds approved on our name, couple with the fact that the South African laws of banking strictly prohibited us from having foreign account, hence our decision to contact you, so that we can front you as the rightful next-of-kin /beneficiary of the deceased in question.
Upon your full assurance and wiliness to assist us, we will proceed immediately to put in place all relevant places your name should appear on the deceased bio-data, having you as the rightful heir to the funds.
With my position as the account manager to my late client I will see that every thing goes well when it comes to the point of making the transfer of the funds to your bank account. Consequently as a result of the urgency and time being of the essence in this transaction, kindly forward to me the following informations stated below:
(1) Your direct phone number & fax number
(2) Your Full Names
(3) Your Age
(4) Your Occupation
(5) Your Residential Address
(6) Your Country of Origin
This will facilitate the immediate commencement of the transaction. As soon as we have your contact details we will proceed to contact you within 24 hours of receiving your number to discuss further details with you concerning this transaction. Also, during this courtesy call, you will have the opportunity to ask any of the questions you might have regarding this transaction.
Thank you for your kind understanding and co-operation. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Regard,
Mr. Solomon ********
Tel: +27 **********
Alrighty!!. Time to throw the S#%T at him!! Sorry to you all country music fans, but I have to take a shot at it with my response.Greetings Solomon.
I'm glad you responded quickly. In order for me to transfer the money, I need a city of origin from you in South Africa. The name gives my bank here the required information that is needed when receiving money from overseas. As is now once I received the name of your city, the bank will release the transfer money to me. The money that I will keep will be transferred over to the Veterinary Company in which I am a partner within. I have researched the background of the late Mr. Thompson, and I believe I can manage to prove to the government that I am related if that's what it takes for the money transfer.
Well I would like to know more about you. I always make it a point to try to get to know the personal lives of my business partners. Are you married? Do you have any children? Do you have any special interests or hobbies? Tell me more about your job as a banker.
To tell about myself, my specialty in Veterinary services is the correction of Animal Hermaphroditism (animals born with both male and female parts), a common birth defect in animals here in New Vermont. During the Cold War, there was a large scale nuclear testing in the farms around this area. As a result, the birth defect Hermaphrodite is quite common in local animals. The result is sterility in animals, until the opposing genitals are removed. Although it may sound almost epidemic, it is easily rendered with simple surgery. The Male organs are removed from a female animal, then the Glotix is then reattached to the Flubonsteromix inside the animals Vaginal/urinary/vorghmit tubes which allows conception of offspring. A business secret known only to Vets, but as you are a business partner, I'll let you in on it, is that the removed male organs are given to meat companies which produce the popular food here, called hot-dogs. The word HOT is actually an acronym for "Hermaphrodite Operational Transplants." They are actually very healthy for our children.
I have been married for 16 years to a lovely lady named Bertha-Mayhomerhivenhervenglaven. We have 6 1/2 children. The eldest is in show-business. He works as a sideshow attraction in a carnival. His name is George McFiddles, but is known throughout the country as "Yoda the Goat-Face". He is starting to obtain notoriety in the carnival scene. My next 2 are in college, learning the process of Fecal Rendering. The other 3 1/2 kids are still in high school and grade schools. Hobbies for myself. I am part of a country-and-western band called "Two Nuts in a Bag". The lead band member is friendly long thin fellow named Dick. We're not famous, but play local night club scenes. Our best songs are entitled "My Brother Stole My Girlfriend, and Now I Have to Pee", and "The Rainbow Folks of Brokeback Mountain". Other hobbies include painting unusual peoples genitalia, and I even dabble in the popular art of the buggery of small woodland creatures.
Well I've praddled on long enough. When I meet get new business opportunities I tend to babble a bit. I'll send all my information including my personal phone and fax in one email, as to make sure it is sent only once to avoid people hacking into my email system, which does happen periodically. If you are interested I know some investment bankers here in the States. If you wish I can forward some names to you, and you can contact them for investment opportunities to help your money grow.
I will contact you the next day.
All the best
Dr. Finster J. McFiddles
Well I doubt he'll reply back, but we'll see. Oh on a completely different topic I'm having a hot-dog roast tonight. Does anyone want to come over? 
