Here's My reply with my "application"

Dear George.
I tried sending this via the 2 email address' you gave me for the bank, but all I get in return is "failed delivery notice". I'm sending you a copy of the application. I'm also including my banking information which finally came through. This is for the company, so the money will be put into it's account. This will make it easier for your company to help with the deposit as our banks have quite the security system (old Soviet ideals).
My phone is down, as is most of the countries phones, so I will establish voice communications with you as soon as I can. My internet is being routed to my computer via ex Soviet Spy sattelites. I am on my computer most of the day monitoring the companie's output. If these do not work, please quickly email me, and I will get in touch with my broker to see what is going on. This sort of delay happens all to often, but rest assured it is only a very temporary problem.
ATTN: MR. DANIEL EBO
THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DIVISION
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK
OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA-FASO
PHONE : (00226) 78 01 47 27
FAX :(00226)50-42-00-31
EMAIL: a_d_b@cbgb.net
EMAIL: mail2adb@mail2bank.com
Dear Sir,
APPLICATION AS NEXT OF KIN TO ACCOUNT HOLDER N0 :$ 746-947382. ROUTING N0: 9372820
I, Mr/Mrs. your name.Gotlieb Allister Plotz of Raydon, Saskatchewan humbly apply to your bank as next of kin to your deceased customer, Mr. Jin Sun of
Peoples republic of china a Chinese nationality ,holder of Account no:$746-947382, Routing no:9372820 ,who died on July 30th 2000 in a Ghastly motor accident.
I humbly apply and put claim over his balance with the bank, which is valued at $ 5,700,000.00 (FIVE MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLARS ONLY) , left in his account still unclaimed, Until his sudden death , we have been business associates in exportation and importing goods. The funds were transferred into his account through ( BOB) BANK of BURKINA, Bobo- Diolasso, Burkina-Faso. Payment for supplied hospital equipments- building Materials.
I wish to be intimated on the processes involved in having this fund transferred to my bank account as stated below:
Account Name: Big2Willies
Bank Name: Discovery Bank of the people's Republic of Saskatchewan
Bank address: 60198 Humpherdink Drive, Unit 12, sub block A, Raydon Saskatchewan 95-DUDE-5A5
Fax N0:.......................................... 90-1-800-345-2341
Swift N0: ....................................... 302346723
Account N0:...................................... 1023
My private phone no:.............................90-1-800-352- 7544
My private mail address:..................... gotlieb_plotz@saskanet.sa
My private fax no:............................... 91-1-800-454-7645
Occupation....................................... C.E.O. Saskatchewan Manure Inc.
Age................................................. 45
Password:.....................................HAIRYNIPPLES
Deposit N0:...................................591
Social Insurance N0:.............3509-TURD-LICK-1256
Final Command..............................ENABLE
Wishing my application will be given an urgent attention, as I wish the balance be released, and transferred into my account .
Accept my apology for the late application, it was due to some logistic problems, which has been just settled.
Thanking you for your anticipated co-operation .
Yours Sincerely
Gotlieb Allister Plotz IV
C.E.O. Saskatchewan Manure Inc.