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Offline TheSoccerMom

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"Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« on: April 27, 2007, 04:34:42 AM »
It is a RARE DAY when the White Minivan (aka "The 3-Wheeler requiring the Girlie License" -- thanks Gibbo!) manages to PASS anyone in the friendly skies.....  and I do mean RARE.  In fact, it's on about the same occurrence scale as solar eclipses. 

Today while inbound to the airport, we had traffic called out at our 3 o'clock and I was quite surprised to see we would be overtaking him.  WOWEE, WOWEE!!  OOOH OOOH!! 

The tower controller, who happens to be a very cool guy who has a daughter who became a smokejumper last year, told us he was on a practice BC approach and we were told we had 30 knots on him -- [jump up in seat and repeat 'WOWEE' chorus over and over].  The controller then called us as traffic to him, and added "You're Number Two, follow the Twin Otter for Runway 28R."  The HELICOPTER then replied:  "Roger, we promise not to overtake the Otter!"

The tower guy burst out laughing and said "Ohh, good, Mary would never live it down if you did!"

ALL THESE YEARS!!  WE FINALLY PASS SOMEBODY AND IT'S A................   CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     ::rofl::
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2007, 04:48:57 AM »
And here I thought you'd seen a Cub  ::drinking::
Or maybe a C-150  ::thinking::
Honestly, a twin otter would be one of the faster aircraft at most alaskan airports.  :D

Phil  ::cowboy::

P.S.  You used the dreaded "C" word!  :o
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #2 on: April 27, 2007, 04:54:12 AM »
Quote from: TheSoccerMom on April 27, 2007, 04:34:42 AM
ALL THESE YEARS!!  WE FINALLY PASS SOMEBODY AND IT'S A................   CHOPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     ::rofl:: [/color]

I checked with him just now---he said he was going BACKWARDS to make you feel good..........  ::whistle::
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Offline Frank N. O.

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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #3 on: April 27, 2007, 06:17:35 AM »
 ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: oh Mary I'm with you there, it's so rare that I overtake anyone as well, although that's generally due to me not exceeding the speed limit because it's set very well for the roads I drive on (meaning I agree that I shouldn't drive faster on those roads, sadly I'm about the only one, I only overtake anyone on freeways, and that's road-trains and only barely, and I never catch up to anyone on highways).

About the C-word then I'm sure Mike will let it slide this time :D

Frank
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #4 on: April 27, 2007, 08:02:13 AM »
You know if it was a 172, he really could've given you a run for your money.  ;)
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2007, 02:08:52 AM »
Hee hee hee, yeah, I guess even we get lucky sometimes!    ;)

For all the Champs and 150's I have loved, I still have my slowest groundpeed in the Minivan....  of course, we were TRYING that day....   :P

And HEY G-Man, just because you rotorheads can show off and go backwards and all that fancy foofie-stuff, doesn't mean you have to TELL us mental midgets....  I don't doubt he was trying to make us feel better....  And, today, I got cleared (by the same funny guy) with:  "Proceed direct to the Edwards Cineplex, traffic is a Cessna for the right, he's ahead of you, you're for the left..."  so I asked "Do we really get to go to the movies?"  and he said "Yeah, you got time..."  HA HA...  these guys are awesome.....   :D

(And Frank, I just HAD to use the "C-word"....  we'll see if Mike slips into the Super Coop on his weekend....  I hoep if he does, he has a cold gin-and-tonic in hand...  I see Las Vegas has a forecast of 97 F for tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)   ::wave::

 
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2007, 02:27:19 AM »
Maybe he was just out for a relaxing time and walking the dog ! ! !

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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2007, 02:30:37 AM »
     ::eek::     ::eek::     ::eek::     ::eek::
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2007, 06:26:02 AM »
Quote from: G-man on April 28, 2007, 02:27:19 AM
Maybe he was just out for a relaxing time and walking the dog ! ! !


Gotta be photoshoped.

What tower is this?  Sounds like someplace I might want to apply to.
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2007, 07:13:52 AM »
Quote from: undatc on April 28, 2007, 06:26:02 AM
Quote from: G-man on April 28, 2007, 02:27:19 AM
Maybe he was just out for a relaxing time and walking the dog ! ! !


Gotta be photoshoped.

What tower is this?  Sounds like someplace I might want to apply to.

I'd tell you Fairbanks, but you already know she's not up here.  ;)
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2007, 07:50:38 AM »
Ah, I thought you wouldn't have made such a mistake unless it was on purpose, you're too skilled!

And about that photo, yes that's clearly edited, look at the dog-line that goes over the helicopter, it looks too "sharp" in contrast to the rest of the image. I'm sure there are other details too but that'll do.

Frank
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2007, 02:22:14 PM »
Photoshop or not--- It was a joke..........  ::whistle:: D'ya'll ever hear the term "humor".  ::banghead::

Mike, MIKE---are ya there? Hey, maybe you could post the picture of Panaca Jane taking Papa Phil for a walk that is abouve your desk---Its not photoshopped..................
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2007, 04:06:11 PM »
 ;D I know which picture you're talking about. I am in Vegas right now, but I'll get it next time I am in LA.
HA HA! yeah....that's awesome!  ::rofl::
the FAA laughs at that one every time!


So, . . . we think the pic you posted is PHOTOSHOPPED !!!????  ::eek::  ::eek::
Fraud!! Damn you G-man !!  ::complaining:
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Offline Frank N. O.

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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2007, 04:58:48 PM »
G-man: Sorry, I don't think I was at my full sense at that time (I think I'd just woken up then, like I just have now from a nap), I did see the joke in it and I have indeed seen it elsewhere ages ago, but appearently reading atc's message I forgot it and though he meant it seriously.

Frank
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Re: "Slower Traffic Keep Right"......
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2007, 08:12:54 PM »
Frank, Mike,
I think G-Man has been so engrossed in all that LINGERIE shopping, he's having a hard time thinking about helicopters......   ::whistle::
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