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Offline TheSoccerMom

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2007, 09:24:35 PM »
I hope you studied!!!!!!!!!!!    :D
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2007, 07:24:34 AM »
HA HA HA !!!   ::rofl:: ::rofl::

What's the chance of that happening??

I got selected for a random drug test the same week the strip is published on the web!!
Ironie?

Didn't get to test any drugs either!  ;)

There's gotta be another strip in there somewhere about the incredible amount of paperwork that's involved in making a little pee-sample..... ;D

I don't have a random one... but I get my new medical next Wednesday.   :p
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2007, 07:26:24 PM »
HA HA HA !!!   ::rofl:: ::rofl::
There's gotta be another strip in there somewhere about the incredible amount of paperwork that's involved in making a little pee-sample..... ;D

and what about the document you have to fill before the medical examination, that really looks like a self incrimination?!?!?
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2007, 12:55:42 AM »
HA HA HA !!!   ::rofl:: ::rofl::
There's gotta be another strip in there somewhere about the incredible amount of paperwork that's involved in making a little pee-sample..... ;D

and what about the document you have to fill before the medical examination, that really looks like a self incrimination?!?!?


Just had mine.    ::banghead::


Wouldn't have been so bad except after two days of coming in 4-5 hours earlier than normal and full days I was exhausted when I got off work and went to go to the exam.  :(

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2007, 01:24:56 AM »
oh no! you were all tired during the exam??

hope you still passed!  ;)
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2007, 05:10:03 AM »
oh no! you were all tired during the exam??

hope you still passed!  ;)

Being tired (fatigue) effects vision.   Not much sleep for a few days plus putting in a day's work isn't condusive to not being fatigued.   Did pass though, but didn't really enjoy the eye test.


Mechanic with the room mate's company found out that towing a cheyenne with a tow strap attached to a forklift with no one inside the airplane is a bad idea.


Bonus: dedicated Lifeguard medivac cheyenne the company operates and *was* on alert 24/7 for air ambulance flights (remember, a lot of no road areas in Alaska).   Guess it's a good thing that they have kits to make most of their navajos into temporary air ambulances.   Oh, and it was during the middle of the night that he did this.

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #21 on: April 12, 2007, 06:34:00 AM »

Being tired (fatigue) effects vision.   


Really??  :o

Way to buzz-kill my little joke there!  ::banghead::
Jeez!



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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #22 on: April 12, 2007, 06:41:11 AM »
btw!

I passed mine!!  ;D

A RANDOM drug test, no studying or nothing, AND I PASSED!!!
(*insert proud smiley*)

I get to go flying another few weeks YAY!!!
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2007, 02:19:37 PM »

Being tired (fatigue) effects vision.   


Really??  :o

Way to buzz-kill my little joke there!  ::banghead::
Jeez!



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Joke was great---this is supposed to be humorous thread having to do with drug test not flight physical---pee pee jokes rule ::rofl:: |:)\

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2007, 03:26:03 PM »
yeah, pee-pee and fart jokes never get old, huh?!
isn't that funny?!  ;)


LOVE your new signature btw!
HAHA  ::rofl::
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #25 on: April 12, 2007, 06:47:04 PM »
yeah, pee-pee and fart jokes never get old, huh?!
isn't that funny?!  ;)


LOVE your new signature btw!
HAHA  ::rofl::

Nature called right before I left for the physical... and then I remembered as I was walking out the door that part of the flight physical would be that particular test....    ::knockedout::   

I chugged a quart of juice before heading out and it went fine.  Except then I was sitting in the waiting room wishing they would call me so I could gooooooo.......    ::banghead::
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #26 on: April 12, 2007, 09:00:35 PM »
pee pee jokes rule  ::rofl:: |:)\

Hey!   >:(

I represent that remark!!  I AM a pee-pee joke!!!   

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2007, 04:09:26 AM »
yeah, pee-pee and fart jokes never get old, huh?!
isn't that funny?!  ;)


LOVE your new signature btw!
HAHA  ::rofl::

Nature called right before I left for the physical... and then I remembered as I was walking out the door that part of the flight physical would be that particular test....    ::knockedout::   

I chugged a quart of juice before heading out and it went fine.  Except then I was sitting in the waiting room wishing they would call me so I could gooooooo.......    ::banghead::
Juice is not he best thing before the physical---they are only checking for diabetes there so water is better-----different than a drug test 8)

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2007, 04:18:07 AM »

Juice is not he best thing before the physical---they are only checking for diabetes there so water is better-----different than a drug test 8)

I try to drink the juice every day and I hadn't yet, it was readily availible and was part of my packed "lunch" from the day's flight. 

Yeah, water would have been better.

I was running out the door and it was handy... it's kind of hard to chug juice too when you're in a hurry!   It did do the trick at least though!

"Well I know what's right, I got just one life
In a world that keeps on pushin' me around
But I stand my ground, and I won't back down"
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2007, 02:48:29 AM »
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Mechanic with the room mate's company found out that towing a cheyenne with a tow strap attached to a forklift with no one inside the airplane is a bad idea.


Bonus: dedicated Lifeguard medivac cheyenne the company operates and *was* on alert 24/7 for air ambulance flights (remember, a lot of no road areas in Alaska).   Guess it's a good thing that they have kits to make most of their navajos into temporary air ambulances.   Oh, and it was during the middle of the night that he did this.

DANG!!!!... WOW, My Boss would fire me if I even THOUGHT about towing an aircraft like that. At work out of 12 mechanics, I only trust 4 of em' to tow and out of 15 pilots I only trust 3 to tow aircraft, And all of the mentioned mechanics and pilots, used to work line service first.

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