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Offline Yuppie01

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Drug Test
« on: April 03, 2007, 11:50:52 AM »
Ha-ha!!!  Loved the new strip guys.  I am sure Chuck was up all night studying for his drug test!!!   ::loony::

Keep up the great job!!!  Tuesdays don't get here fast enough!!!!
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2007, 07:35:04 PM »
Ha-ha!!!  Loved the new strip guys.  I am sure Chuck was up all night studying for his drug test!!!   ::loony::

Keep up the great job!!!  Tuesdays don't get here fast enough!!!!


I wonder who he reminds me of...

Not me, thank god, I am "upper intermediate" or even "advanced" IQ level :P
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2007, 07:56:25 PM »
Ha-ha!!!  Loved the new strip guys.  I am sure Chuck was up all night studying for his drug test!!!   ::loony::

I am sure he was!!!  ::rofl::
I wonder if there's any cram learning books for that! And if, what they'd look like...  ;D

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2007, 08:13:33 PM »
Just check e-bay!  You can find anything there.
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 01:46:17 AM »
Uhhh...  you mean, you guys don't study up for your drug tests?!?!?!?!?    ::banghead::
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 02:21:44 AM »
LOL, great one! I also loved the one in Pilot April 2007, really funny (although I'm not sure if it was shown before?).

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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 02:50:33 AM »
So Mike---you get nailed for a "P-test" recently or what? I got to "P" just recently for you guys......... Great strip.

Where you at anyways----Arkansas?

I'm with "Lucy" currently in Tennessee.
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 03:38:51 AM »
So Mike---you get nailed for a "P-test" recently or what? I got to "P" just recently for you guys......... Great strip.

Where you at anyways----Arkansas?

I'm with "Lucy" currently in Tennessee.

HA HA!!
Have to go this week actually. Got back from AR today and Terry caught me on her way out so I'll be "studying" tonight!

Have fun in TN! Looks like it'shot and dry there....should be lots of fires. . .

Is that where "dry county" comes from??  ::whistle::


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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 07:28:42 AM »
Great strip mates!  |:)\ |:)\
I just passed my medical last week, and I was so much relieved! :) Btw, I was not asked any drug test! A shame, really! ;)
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 07:34:07 AM »
Great strip mates!  |:)\ |:)\
I just passed my medical last week, and I was so much relieved! :) Btw, I was not asked any drug test! A shame, really! ;)

I'll make up for it,  I need to try to schedule mine... probobly next week... 


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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 09:53:05 PM »

HA HA!!
Have to go this week actually. Got back from AR today and Terry caught me on her way out so I'll be "studying" tonight!

Have fun in TN! Looks like it'shot and dry there....should be lots of fires. . .

Is that where "dry county" comes from??  ::whistle::

We just had an inch and a quater of rain in the Smoky park last night---no fires for a while, besides we are primarily rx burn ship not IA, so we spend most of our time watching court TV instead of flying.

Yep, mostly dry down here but we can get "beer" in the restaurants here, and liquor in Gatlinburg, about 20 miles away---lets say there has been numerous trips to town!!!!   ::drinking:: And even a visit to "Coyote Ugly Bar" in Nashville  ::unbelieveable::  ::knockedout::

We have done a few "small" fires.....







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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 11:48:15 PM »
Nice pics!!  Love your little bear!!  I wore my Smokey "Junior Forest Ranger" badge for years on my flightsuit...  but it broke.   :'(

Have fun in the rain.......   :D
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 12:37:24 AM »
Nice pics!!  Love your little bear!!  I wore my Smokey "Junior Forest Ranger" badge for years on my flightsuit...  but it broke.   :'(

Have fun in the rain.......   :D

Bummer about the badge----you can get new ones you know!!!!!

As for "Smokey Bear"---he has been doing all sorts while out on contract with "Lucy". Rather than "hijacking" this thread---I will start a new one and post some more pictures of him with "Lucy".
See Here: http://www.chickenwingscomics.com/forum/index.php?topic=731.0
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2007, 02:47:01 PM »
Ahh...  This strip reminds me of the heady days when I was a urinalysis coordinator.  Seriously!  Don't miss that at all!
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Re: Drug Test
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2007, 09:16:49 PM »
HA HA HA !!!   ::rofl:: ::rofl::

What's the chance of that happening??

I got selected for a random drug test the same week the strip is published on the web!!
Ironie?

Didn't get to test any drugs either!  ;)

There's gotta be another strip in there somewhere about the incredible amount of paperwork that's involved in making a little pee-sample..... ;D


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