Hmmm I have nothing that contends with your stories, but I will attempt.
So for Avit 102 (the private pilot class here at UND) you're required to observe some flights of other students. The idea being that you will catch mistakes they are making, see you're doing them too, and correct yourself. So I am on this flight sitting in the back seat of this Seminole and we take off climb up pretty quick and hit cruise speed of about 210kts (nice tail wind). After doing the check list, the student CFI turns around to me and somewhat cockily asks, "so this is a helluva lot better than the warrior eh? this baby is so fast you'll love it!"
Slightly miffed, i replied back, "not really, your just another dot on my screen and frankly your IFR dot moves to damn slow for sequencing, you screw everything up"
I swear his dropping jaw was going to put a hole in the floor board. He simply replied, "ATC?"
"Yup..."
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One more, it was late March last year and it had warmed up to a nice 28 degrees or so. By UND policy, since it was still below freezing we had to have hat, boots, gloves, and a heavy coat. Which I did. However considering the previous weeks highs sat around -10 this was a heat wave for us, so I was in a sweat shirt and shorts, and had all my "required gear" in a back pack with me. I went out, did my preflight, my instructor came out, signed off on me, and we hopped in, cranked it up and called up ground.
"Sioux 55 on Charlie with Echo, would like taxi information for a VFR southeast departure."
"Sioux 55 Grand Forks Ground, runway 17L taxi via Charlie Bravo, and Sioux 55 thanks for the cheery attitude and the high hopes of an early spring but aint it a lil cold?"
"uh not really ground and thanks we copy information"
we laughed about that the entire flight, however on landing the flight operations director met us at the door and chewed me out, which i responded with his book of reg's, and he stormed off. The next day they issued a new "addition to the flight op regs for UND"