Yeap that sounds like The Australian !!

Here's mine (with a slight embelishment

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Flight from Hell
American passengers told of their terrible dreadful fear aboard a Brisbane bound Jetstar flight which was told in no uncertain terms to return to Sydney yesterday due to running out of Everybody Loves Raymond episodes.
Some passengers were devastated that the 309 passengers were told few details of the tragedy.
They said the plane 'Turned on it's side and flopped like a fish out of water' before turning around.
As a precaution, fire trucks were on standby when the Antonov A360 landed.
Passenger Nanna Shep last night was still recovering from the ordeal.
'The hostess shoved me out of the plane, because the scheudled episode I hadn't seen before. I landed right on the concrete', the passenger said. Photo below of the Antonov involved.