a gem I found today

[G-man]

I mean, I really like you, Gman, and others..........but "chopper" pilots can be such...........ahhhhh.........sluts

"Sluts" --- us, never, we're too cute for that.... Having said that....... A Helicopter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
The Helicopter pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...."
"The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
The Helicopter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast."

As for the 7 letter word, 6 is about our limit...............

[airtac]

YEAH, I only use "THAT" word to kid Mike and other helicopter pilots----They need to get their shorts bunched up once in a while.

Fact is though, I'm just jealous because the helicopter is so versatile that they get to work more than I do and more work equals more fun and more money------THE DIRTY RATS HAVE MORE FUN AND MONEY THEN I DO  

[airtac]

"Damn things an hour fast"     HAAHAAAAA---giggle----THAT'S GOOD Gman !!!

[TheSoccerMom]

Soooo.....  G-man.......  I thought we had never met, but NOW.....  I remember the watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         

[airtac]

Soooo.....  G-man.......  I thought we had never met, but NOW.....  I remember the watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         

HEY !! we can't be mixing fixed and rotary wngs---wouldn't be prudent

[G-man]

Soooo.....  G-man.......  I thought we had never met, but NOW.....  I remember the watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         

HEY !! we can't be mixing fixed and rotary wngs---wouldn't be prudent

Soccermom----- So was it good for you..................??

Airtac----- Sure ya can.....  Almost begs for someone to do one of those "what would the offspring looklike" pictures? Would it be a "partially spinning" wing?

[Frank N. O.]

"what would the offspring looklike"

Like This Now this really is so ugly it doesn't fly but the earth repulses it! 
Frank

[G-man]

"what would the offspring looklike"

Like This Now this really is so ugly it doesn't fly but the earth repulses it! 
Frank

That was the picture I was looking for----but nah, we just beat the air into submission... 

[Mike]

I always liked the old saying:

Flying helicopters is for guys who really enjoy being in the air but have no real place to go!

(took two days to fly back from Arkansas)

[TheSoccerMom]

Soooo.....  G-man.......  I thought we had never met, but NOW.....  I remember the watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!         

HEY !! we can't be mixing fixed and rotary wngs---wouldn't be prudent

Soccermom----- So was it good for you..................??

HA HA, "wouldn't be prudent"!!!  That's CHOICE!!!   

And now you got me wondering, G-man.....  are you REALLY a pilot?!?!? 
I thought "real pilots" never asked....  too busy thinking about themselves....     heh heh heh

Hey I wasn't going to write that, but the Mother Superior is reading over my shoulder and she just said "Aww, go for it Honey!" 

 

[G-man]

And now you got me wondering, G-man.....  are you REALLY a pilot?!?!? 
I thought "real pilots" never asked....  too busy thinking about themselves....     heh heh heh

Hey I wasn't going to write that, but the Mother Superior is reading over my shoulder and she just said "Aww, go for it Honey!"  [/color]

 

Well I figured I would at least try to be nice---unlike "Pierre".....

Pierre..The French helicopter Pilot

Pierre, a brave French helicopter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says:

"Pierre, kiss me."

Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie.

"I am Pierre the helicopter pilot. When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!"

She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her chest.

"Pierre, what are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie.

"I am Pierre the helicopter pilot, and when I have white meat, I like to have white wine."

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers,

"Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He strikes a match and lights the Cognac on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,
"PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU DOING?!"

Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says,

"I am Pierre the helicopter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"

[TheSoccerMom]

Oh ho, Pierre...  I see you have too much time on your hands on standby... oui?!?   

[G-man]

Oh ho, Pierre...  I see you have too much time on your hands on standby... oui?!?   

Oh yes indeeedy........  Driving me.. 

[airtac]

Oh ho, Pierre...  I see you have too much time on your hands on standby... oui?!?   

Oh yes indeeedy........  Driving me.. 

  OH NOOOOOOO, you two are a feckless pair---------------BADBADBAD, Daddy Airtac is gonna ground you both----
I want you both in quarters by 1900 hours or else

[TheSoccerMom]

Ohhhhh kayyyyy  Dad.....  you are right....  we've been bad.....  but what do you expect, when the poor man is sitting in the rain, watching fires on CNN, while being held hostage "in case they might want to do a burn"?!?!

Why, it's enough to make a grown man go shopping for lingerie!!!