Ok, I'll translate a bit:
Host: Marijke was 18 when a docter during a routine operation damaged her spinal chord. She became the victim of a dazed assistant.
We are today on 'boomerang' and will be discussing medical mishaps.
Host: what has exactly happened with your operation Marijke?
Marijke: well I was admitted to the hospital, was operated on my spinal marrow. sob.. sob..
Host: we'll come back to u in a moment.
Mr. u went to the hospital for a simple operation, well, what was that about?
Man: (high voice) well....
Host: (giggling)
Man: .... I had trouble with my throat wich turned out to be trouble with my tongsils.
Host: (having trouble not to laugh) Marijke when u came out of the narcosis and realised that life would never be the same again, how do u deal with that?
Marijke: well.... first with unbelieve....
Man: (high voice) unbelieve is really the best word for it and......
Host: (bursts out laughing at the man's high voice) ....excuse me.... excuse me....
Man: (high voice) unbelieve is really the best word for it and can best be described as......
Host: (bursts out laughing again)
Man: (high voice) because......
Host: (excusing his behaviour)
Man: (high voice) my first awareness was unbelieve and I thought, this isn't happening, this can't be true.
Host: (absolutely loses himself laughing)
Long pause......
This carries on for quite a bit and the man explains that instead of his tongsils, his testikels had been removed and that what he misses most is not just the fysical but also those sweet words to his lover at wich point the talkshow host folds up laughing.
Desperate, the talkshow host turns to the audience for questions trying to stop his laughter. He asks a comment to one of the people in the audience and the man says in a very low voice. 'I had a similar thing happen to me'.
At wich the talkshow host loses it and cannot stop laughing alltogether.
He then goes on to say that after that incident the talkshow got cancelled.