We found they have a good sense of humor, too. I wrote this a few nights back, but my computer coughed and the post apparently went somewhere else.
While doing an ocean survey off southern California, we had to get clearance from the military to extend into their area. It had been a long day and the copilot was flying (on surveys, there are two pilots, unlike the fire stuff). We were to check in with Beaver Control, and since he was flying, I had the radios.
So, mental giant that I am, I called in to "
Badger Control, blah blah blah..." Well, the copilot (whom I barely knew) was HORRIFIED that I had screwed up. He sputtered, "But you just called them the wrong name!" So, I keyed the mike again and said "Hey, this is So-and-so again, if I just called you the wrong animal, I'm sorry." The controller just pleasantly answered, "Oh, no problem" but the copilot was clearly mortified at this casual lack of professionalism. He rolled his eyes at me and I am sure he would have said something rude, if he had only known me better.
We flew and flew.. miles and miles.. back and forth. At the end of our lines, we called the controllers to let them know we were coming up on a course reversal. This went on for hours... and hours.. or, was it weeks?

Anyway, we were finally done, and it was time to exit their airspace. The copilot had the controls once again, and we were headed to shore. I told him (trying to not be a complete BONEHEAD), that I was going to thank these guys, for all their help. They had made our work much easier, after all. I keyed the mike and, as politely as I could, told them our intentions, and that we surely (there's that darned Shirley again!) appreciated their assistance on the mapping.
There was a slight pause, then a loud, happy voice answered "Roger, Twin Otter So-and-so,
SQUIRREL Control, no problem at all! Good day!"
We ALL got a good laugh out of that, and the copilot was especially pleased that they GOT ME. There was even a long discussion after landing of the various identifying characteristics of short, four-legged furry mammals.... all for my benefit, of course.
