HA HA, oh you made me laugh OUT LOUD on that one, Phil!!!
HA! I'm sure I'd last about 30 seconds on a crab boat!!!

And, well.... there is the question of the KIDS, like Jim said.
Did I tell you guys about the day when Mikey's relief pilot was in WMC, and we were all chatting (okay, BS'ing).... apparently he had heard the nickname "The Soccer Mom" a few times.... well, he was making polite conversation, and asked where I lived. I told him, and he just as pleasantly said,
"So, how often do you get home?" I laughed rather loudly and cackled, "Oh jeez, hardly ever! I haven't really been home in months!"
Well, the look he gave me would have shriveled up Attila the Hun. It was a mixture of shock, disgust and pure contempt... his face went white and he STARED at me and said in a very COLD voice "Well, WHO is watching your KIDS?"

It seems he thought I had a pack of REAL kids, and was a REAL Soccer Mom, and here I was, off in the desert, making jokes about never going HOME. He could barely speak, even after I clarified that the "KIDS" were the guys he was looking at in the hangar there.
I'm not sure he ever forgave me.