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Offline nelisky

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2006, 07:10:13 PM »
"Say, Chuck, did your brother ever made it as a NASA pilot?"

You would be amazed with the things that come from our genes!

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Offline kkrummy1

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 07:57:45 PM »
How Bout?

How can anything that cost $25 Billion dollars glide so bad?

Chuck, didn't you say your brother was flying for NASA now?

Some guys will do anything for 15 seconds of fame!

Ah, I see Cessna just delivered the first Mustang!
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Offline kkrummy1

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2006, 07:59:47 PM »
Sorry about the duplicate second item. Should have read all the posts first. Does show that great minds run in the same vein.
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Offline tundra_flier

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2006, 08:00:01 PM »
"Well Chuck, I think we can safely assume the Static port is still plugged"

"Told you these new turbo cessnas had great service ceilings!"

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Offline kkrummy1

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2006, 08:05:40 PM »
Just thought of another one.


Chuck-  I see Steve Austin is back flying for NASA.
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Offline Thunder Eagle

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2006, 08:25:22 PM »
"MOTHERDUCKER! So much for see and avoid."

"Uh Chuck, did you think I was serious about the free coffee on the ISS?"
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Offline Oddball

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2006, 09:14:24 PM »

shuttle:"Houston we have a Unidentified Flying Object here.......oh wait its just chuck again"
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Offline Frank N. O.

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2006, 09:37:52 PM »
Holy heck in a handbasket I'm totally flabbergasted from the great lines already, I'm throwing in the towel before even getting in the ring on this on! It's like flying a Skyhawk at the Reno Air Races, I just get buzzed left, right, over and under!  |:)\

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Offline FlyboyGil

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2006, 09:49:01 PM »
Julio, you haven't quite fixed the Alitmeter yet!

Oh it's going to be one of those flights, is it?

Cessna 172, this is the International Space Station you are second for docking, beware of traffic.
International Space Station, Cessna 172, I have traffic on right!!

What do you think one of those babies cost?
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Offline Stef

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2006, 10:03:27 PM »
Haha!! I totally agree with Frank!! This is awesome! I'm really laughing my rear off here! Keep 'em coming!  :D :D
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Offline Baradium

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2006, 10:11:22 PM »
"Something tells me we're not anywhere near Chicago!"
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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2006, 10:18:02 PM »
Julio:  "Chuck, when I said would you mind helping me with a shuttle flight....uhm...."
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Offline Have Blue

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2006, 10:20:54 PM »
If it were Chuck speaking instead: "Uh, Julio, what exactly did you say you did during the overhaul?"
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Offline Thunder Eagle

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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2006, 10:34:41 PM »
"Jeez, are we above the weather yet?"

"Chuck, you've outdone yourself.  I don't know how you dialed up a GPS bird on the ILS.  Sometimes stupid is clever."
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Re: "COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2006, 11:09:43 PM »
"How many zero's are after the FL number anyway?"
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