"COMPLETE THE CARTOON" CONTEST!

[Stef]

Let's have a new contest!! Recently Mike and I came up with the following cartoon. But after a lot of thinking all we came up with for the talk bubble was "uhm, exactly how high did you say we are?". Which we felt was not as good as it could get. So we thought that maybe you guys can come up with better ideas! We really laughed our rear off at some of the contributions to our last contest, so we thought we might just do another one!

Like last time, the winner will discreetly be chosen by dubious and obscure criteria, i.e. will be the one who we think is the funniest, and receive an item of choice from our shop as a prize! So if you always wanted one of our t-shirts but couldn't afford it, or if you are one of the negligibly small minority of the world's population who hasn't got our book yet, this is your big chance! 

But of course, the most important part is not to win, but to take part! Have fun! 

[Aviation Freak]

"Are you sure we are not at zero feet?" or "Did you fit JATOs on your cessna again?" or replace JATOs with Turbocharge and take away the on.   Hope that was leagal!

[VH-ETT]

[cgosnell]

How about:

"Can I have another look at the Departure plan... PLEASE!"

or

"I told you GPS is better than LORAN"

or

" Now I know why we don't use NDB's anymore!"

Great strip, keep up the good work

[Turbomallard]

"Why do I get the feeling that you just busted another TFR, Chuck?"

"Are we too high or is he too low?"

"It's only a model..."

"John Glenn, is that you?"

"Well Chuck, at least you can hold altitude better than him..."

"Yeah, well, our plane was built long before that ever flew and will still be flying long after that's in a museum..."

"I wonder how long they'll ground you for this time, Chuck...?"

"Beam me over, NASA... there's no intelligent life in this airplane..."


TM

[F2g]

Hey Chuck is it just me, or do you think I might have over-tightened those elevator cables a little during that last inspection?

[fireflyr]

UH, CENTER, why are we #2 if traffic is behind and above us?---UH, OOPS!!!-- never mind!

[Oddball]

"Uh Chuck how high did you say we are flying at?" or "Now Chuck did you look up the POH to see what this aircraft max. altitude is?"

[104396]

"Where have I seen this before?"

or

"This looks familiar!"

or

"Chuck, does this seem familiar to you?"

[Voidhawk9]

Are they lost, or are we?!

I don't think that desert strip below is Barstow...

[Thunder Eagle]

"We can't beat him Chuck - his V_so is greater than our V_ne!"

[Mic]

[Ted_Stryker]

....Mission Control: "Atlantis, be advised we have unauthorized traffic in the area, over!"

....Atlantis: "Roger that control.... hey... Chuck?  Is that you?"

Julio to Chuck: "You have a 'reputation' with NASA too, don't you?!"

[Dillo]

"Chuck, we're supposed to deliver this stuff to White PLAINS, not White SANDS."

"Mojave Spaceport, traffic at 3 o'clock is in sight."

"Looks like he fell out of another loop."

"I think he needs to work on his ILS tracking skills even more than you do."

[undatc]

Julio: Hmmm, so that's why they tell you to turn off your cell phones in flight....