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Offline Stef

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Santas Sleigh
« on: November 29, 2006, 11:28:29 PM »
Did we have this one in here before? I just stubled across it...   ;D
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Offline Mike

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Re: Santas Sleigh
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 04:34:48 AM »
HA HA!!

Having gone through an FAA base inspection in Tuesday and having a checkride come up next Monday, I can tell you that I just KNOW they would still find SOMETHING that's not up to par on this sleigh....
...which will be different depending on which inspector you'll get!
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Offline Frank N. O.

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Re: Santas Sleigh
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 04:40:55 AM »
LOL, great one! And it reminds me of two jokes that've been told before but bares repeating.

Why was Rudolf at the lead? He was the only one that was IFR current.

Santa gets ready for his FAA inspection and as he gets ready the inspector gets in the sleigh and Santa notices a shotgun. He asks the inspector what that was for and he replies: well I wasn't supposed to tell you but you'll loose two engines on take-off.

Mike: Best wishes for the inspection, and I hope it's a fair inspector, as they all should be.

Frank
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Offline Gulfstream Driver

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Re: Santas Sleigh
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2006, 06:46:13 PM »
I think if I were Santa, I'd get an STC for a taller RADAR mast.  His head's going to get kind of hot.
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Offline chuckar101

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Re: Santas Sleigh
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2006, 01:44:09 AM »
That ought to be an interesting checkride for santa.  Hopefully he put his spare engines in.  If not that will be an epensise repair.
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Offline Firegirl

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Re: Santas Sleigh
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2006, 01:54:52 AM »
To fly for the USFS, he still needs to get a load calc as well!

...I wonder what the download would be on this... ;)

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Re: Santas Sleigh
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2006, 02:26:19 AM »
Quote from: Firegirl on December 11, 2006, 01:54:52 AM
To fly for the USFS, he still needs to get a load calc as well!

...I wonder what the download would be on this... ;)


Yeah and don't forget the radio specs including traffic avoidance ETC.   :D
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