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Offline tundra_flier

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Bad ideas...
« on: October 11, 2006, 04:25:17 AM »
Eating a big meal right before going to work under the panel of a light aircraft  :-[ :P

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2006, 04:28:31 AM »
Not eating anything before a night on the town
WOW I did that!

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2006, 05:12:37 AM »
drinking a lot of coffee before going on a longer flight !
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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2006, 05:30:13 AM »
attempting to answer a question that includes "...does this make me look fat..."
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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2006, 05:43:19 AM »
Ha ha ha ... Ooooh... don't make me laugh.   :P 

But hey, I have a tach again.  Now if I can just remember which holes all the rest of the stuff came out of  ???

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #5 on: October 11, 2006, 04:58:04 PM »
I think you actually started a pretty cool thread there tundra:


Bad ideas in aviation!

care to keep it going?


. . . going out for a big burger lunch before you take your pedestrian buddy for his first flight ever !
 ;D ;D
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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2006, 06:26:13 PM »
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. . . going out for a big burger lunch before you take your pedestrian buddy for his first flight ever !
 

Then Performing any manuver that starts with any of the phrases:

"Hey, watch this!"
"Hang On!"
"Bet you can't do this in your sports car"

Or Even mentioning the word "puke" to a sick passenger.   8)

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2006, 06:30:08 PM »
Back talking to a instructor while doing a power on stall at night..... :-[
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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2006, 06:35:55 PM »
...go flying with your partner during a quarrel...(at least with a low wing aircraft.....)...  ::) ;D
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2006, 06:36:33 PM »
Back talking to a instructor while doing a power on stall at night..... :-[

I take it you've done that?

How about believeing the weather briefer when he says a thunderstorm is stationary and shouldn't be a factor?
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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2006, 06:58:59 PM »
Back talking to a instructor while doing a power on stall at night..... :-[

I take it you've done that?

How about believeing the weather briefer when he says a thunderstorm is stationary and shouldn't be a factor?

Oh oh! that's something that happened me, and I flew for more or less 47 minutes instead of the 7 needed that were missing the day before my PPL exam!  :)
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2006, 07:53:51 PM »
...go flying with your partner during a quarrel...(at least with a low wing aircraft.....)...  ::) ;D

What does a low wing have to do with it?  Harder to throw him out?   ???

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2006, 07:57:33 PM »
...go flying with your partner during a quarrel...(at least with a low wing aircraft.....)...  ::) ;D

What does a low wing have to do with it?  Harder to throw him out?   ???

Hehe! I see you can read in a woman's mind! :) Yes, that was actually what I had in mind!
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2006, 08:03:17 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahaa, ah man I love women's humour :D |:)\

For real though (as I seriously hope the other part was a joke, unless he had on a parachute), it does make the point  "..then get out and walk" a lot more convincing when the man can see the ground underneath doesn't it? :D

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Re: Bad ideas...
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2006, 08:20:06 PM »
Hahahahahahahahahahaa, ah man I love women's humour :D |:)\

For real though (as I seriously hope the other part was a joke, unless he had on a parachute), it does make the point  "..then get out and walk" a lot more convincing when the man can see the ground underneath doesn't it? :D

Frank

Well my dear, I once stopped the car in the middle of the road and yelled to the person who was sitting near me (it was a kind of ""boyfriend"", but a really a badly chosen one, kind of "week long relationship", nothing to do with love) "get the hell out of there!!!!". in the case I was writing about, it was instead the most important relationship I ever had, that - actually - ended unexpectedly........as soon as we landed. so....it would not have been a so bad idea to throw him out, after all. And yes, without parachute! :) :) So, thinking about it, there were two bad ideas: the first the fact I went flying (I did hundreds of craps during that flight. Feeling the rotten atmosphere, I was not actually concentrating on flying and it's a bad thing) and second.......I should not have repressed my homicidal tendencies.......
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I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.