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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #15 on: September 19, 2006, 05:51:49 PM »
What's a WC?
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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2006, 07:25:42 PM »
Water Closet - It's a Euro thing.

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2006, 07:28:15 PM »
Water Closet - It's a Euro thing.

yeah, it's the toilet, the loo! :)
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #18 on: September 19, 2006, 08:22:43 PM »
Water Closet - It's a Euro thing.

yeah, it's the toilet, the loo! :)

Bathroom or Lavatory/Lav in an airplane then.  :P
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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #19 on: September 19, 2006, 09:46:29 PM »
Water Closet - It's a Euro thing.

yeah, it's the toilet, the loo! :)

Bathroom or Lavatory/Lav in an airplane then.  :P

Unless it's a navy plane then its the head! ;D
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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #20 on: September 19, 2006, 10:18:37 PM »
Unless it's a navy plane then its the head! ;D

Reminds me of the story of the KC-135 and the F-16.

An F-16 pilot was flying formation with a KC-135 (refueling tanker).   Anyway, the F-16 pilot was feeling like quite a hot shot and radioed over to the KC-135's commander:  "hey, watch this!"  So he rolls away into a barrel roll, accelerates ahead, does a loop and rolls back around and comes back next to the tanker.   

The KC-135's commander comes over the radio and says "well, that's not too bad... but watch this!"    They the KC-135 drones along for 5 minutes or so and he comes back on and says "now how about that!"

The F-16 pilots says "What do you mean, you didn't do anything?!"   To which the 135 commander replies "What do you mean?  I just went out and stretched my legs, went to the bathroom, and grabbed a cub of coffee."
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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #21 on: September 19, 2006, 11:41:38 PM »
Heard a similar one with an F-16 and a B-52.  The B-52's response was "I just shut down an engine".

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #22 on: September 20, 2006, 12:13:59 AM »
Yet another version was with a Tomcat instead of the Falcon and the B-52 switched off two engines, and that's my favourite :D

And yes I also heard that women's range was short not long, at least from stand-up comics talking about roadtrips with the missus.

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #23 on: September 20, 2006, 01:55:41 AM »
Yet another version was with a Tomcat instead of the Falcon and the B-52 switched off two engines, and that's my favourite :D

And yes I also heard that women's range was short not long, at least from stand-up comics talking about roadtrips with the missus.

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That's some wrong information---my wife can hold off whiz stops for HOURS!!! As for me, well my bladder knows what 5 hours feels like and it won't go any longer! :o

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #24 on: September 26, 2006, 11:34:59 AM »
And yes I also heard that women's range was short not long, at least from stand-up comics talking about roadtrips with the missus.

My father taught me that women needed to stop every 37 minutes.  ::)

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2006, 12:05:54 PM »
And yes I also heard that women's range was short not long, at least from stand-up comics talking about roadtrips with the missus.

My father taught me that women needed to stop every 37 minutes.  ::)


If there is a bathroom nearby, yes. otherwise we can hold on hours. and remember.....we always go in pairs to the bathroom! :)
I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2006, 02:12:20 PM »
And yes I also heard that women's range was short not long, at least from stand-up comics talking about roadtrips with the missus.

My father taught me that women needed to stop every 37 minutes.  ::)


If there is a bathroom nearby, yes. otherwise we can hold on hours. and remember.....we always go in pairs to the bathroom! :)
That's one BIG difference between the sexes---guys will suffer before they will go to the loo with a buddy :-[

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2006, 08:55:12 PM »
That's one BIG difference between the sexes---guys will suffer before they will go to the loo with a buddy :-[
When I was in Marine Corps boot camp, we had 6 urinals, 4 toilets, 80 recruits in my platoon, and 1 minute.

2 to the urinals and 5 to the toilets was pretty much the only solution.  Then again, we didn't really have a choice.

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #28 on: September 27, 2006, 03:17:08 AM »
That's one BIG difference between the sexes---guys will suffer before they will go to the loo with a buddy :-[
When I was in Marine Corps boot camp, we had 6 urinals, 4 toilets, 80 recruits in my platoon, and 1 minute.

2 to the urinals and 5 to the toilets was pretty much the only solution.  Then again, we didn't really have a choice.
Yeah, same story in this man's Army but I sure didn't look forward to it------now, I heard that sailors.....................oh never mind!

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Re: Range extender---pee pee stories
« Reply #29 on: October 01, 2006, 08:28:30 AM »
Yeah, just try to strike up a conversation with the guy at the next urinal over some time.  Talk about wird looks  :P

On the other hand, my dad did a stint in the navy after growing up on a ranch.  I'll frequently hear a flush while talking with him on the phone.   ;)

Phil