Once again. Two pilots, a young fellow and a very.... very attractive young woman were checking in to the hotel here.
I called out in a hoarse stage whisper, "Read Chicken Wings"
I don't think they noticed.
I walked normally to the nearby elevator and went in. As the doors were closing, I repeated, "Read.............. Chickenwings!"
I ran into 'em upstairs and told 'em about the site. I think I need to work on my amateur theatrics.