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Offline tundra_flier

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #45 on: August 08, 2006, 05:19:09 AM »
"Hey Julio!  That darn number one engine is missing!"

"Chuck, It's a turbine, how the heck can it be 'missing'?"

"Well don't ask me, it's just gone, and I think we're do for a new windscreen too."


Phil
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Offline four winds

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #46 on: August 08, 2006, 01:51:48 PM »
Hello, Mom, Tell dad that I won't have the plane back home by 11:00 like I promised
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Offline Mic

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #47 on: August 09, 2006, 10:12:04 AM »
"Chuck ? Julio speaking ... is it that you called ,,some minor trouble to fix with the Otter" !"

"Boss ? Now I understand why you said me this morning : Julio, you're the best mechanic I ever seen, you're able to produce miracle"

"Chuck ... please, remove your sunglasses before night strip !"

"Chuck ? Hans speaking ... well, when I say ASAP, it means As Soon As Possible ... not A Silly Approach Performance !"

"Chuck ? Hans speaking ... I want to precise you : half plane at the apron equal to half pay this year !"

"Chuck, Julio ? Hans speaking, well I've found a quite new plane for our fleet but I must hesitate ... she isn't red !"

"Oshkosh Tower ? I had radio trouble during the approach, so I'm using my spare radio now." ... "Chuck, Is that you ?"



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Offline jlmastretta

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #48 on: August 09, 2006, 10:38:26 PM »
Man on the telephone cabin:

---"...and then he said - dude, this is the only way you can learn to fly by instruments...-"---

Hi to everyone!
JL
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Offline jlmastretta

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #49 on: August 10, 2006, 04:53:37 PM »
I have some new ones!


--- Lieutenant, Sir, are you better now from your ulcer...?

--- WHASAAAAAAAAP!

--- No, I´m not requesting "taxi", I´m requesting "A TAXI"...

--- 9-1-1? ehm... I´d like to report a robbery...

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Offline Mic

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #50 on: August 10, 2006, 05:17:35 PM »
"Chuck ? Julio speaking ! Well, my first solo flight was successful : I'm landing exactly like you now !"

"Chuck ? You told me about a bounce landing but something makes me feel your forget to precise a detail isn't ?"

"No Hans ... it wasn't a bird strike, just a phone strike"

"Well Boss, If you are considering a perfect landing allows to re-use the plane, I think I can say that It was a good landing"

"Don't worry Hans, I'm safe ! ... why do you mean by ,,for the moment" ?"

"Hans ? Chuck speaking ... well ... uhh .. we have a small problem ... Hans ? Hans ? What make that noise ? Hans ? ..."

"Hans, Chuck speaking, I've fixed our problem about hangar size with the Otter ... now she can fully enter"
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Offline cotejy

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #51 on: August 10, 2006, 06:16:13 PM »
Hans, Chuck here. Do we really need a twin otter? Single engine Otter have a good payload and best fuel economy you know. Now get Julio on the phone, there is a tendency to turn left on our Otter.
« Last Edit: August 10, 2006, 09:24:36 PM by cotejy »
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Offline C310RCaptian

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #52 on: August 10, 2006, 06:47:50 PM »
Chuck: Juilo… I am starting to doubt the theory that “duck tape” fixes EVERYTHING…

Julio: well Hans, first half of the Pre-buy inspection went great….were still waiting for the second half of the airplane though.

Chuck: Mr. Ron White, to confirm your theory, we did lose an engine, it did take us all the way to the scene of the crash, and I have beaten the paramedics here by about 30 min….

Chuck: Hello… Is his Jimbos’ Towing, Aircraft Repair And Hair Care Salon…..?

Chuck: Hans, I think the hundred dollar hamburger just upped its price………
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Offline Mic

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #53 on: August 11, 2006, 12:22:44 PM »
"Phil* ? Chuck speaking, don't worry about your hangar, I've missed it !"

"Phil* ? Chuck speaking, I think I won my bet : I'm able to park more than two planes behind your hangar !"

* : just a wink  ;) to Phil (Tundra Flier) about his new "home" ! ;D
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Offline Mic

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #54 on: August 11, 2006, 01:15:00 PM »
"Julio ? I understand that you didn't want to be in late for your rendez-vous with Sally ... but something let me guess you have botched the task !"

"Hans ? Chuck speaking ... well the airport manager said : fees half paid, half parking place available ..."

"Hans ? THE AIRPLANE IS COMPLETLY DESTROYED ! ... Hans ? 'was a joke boss, I've broke one wing only ..."
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Offline Plthijnx

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #55 on: August 11, 2006, 01:36:19 PM »
uhhh, about that STC.....
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Offline FlyingBlind

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #56 on: August 12, 2006, 02:20:02 AM »
Umm, boss, remember when you said that you owe me one ?
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Offline Roland

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #57 on: August 12, 2006, 10:17:31 AM »
“... but what makes me really mad is that they did not support the right hand wing!!!”

“…uh, well, could you please be so kind and tell me when you’ve planed to deliver the left wing? I’ve got a flight in two hours …”

“Sir, I found that plane. But no diamonds in it any more.”

“Ah, yes Sir, we had to confiscate the left wing. Why? Well, there is something suspect…”

“You remember as I told you not to fill gasoline into those tanks? Well, everything is ok so far. The left wing is for washing now, they’ll clean all evidences of the gasoline out the tank. Next is the right wing then.”
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Offline Tanker402

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #58 on: August 12, 2006, 08:29:21 PM »
This Otter flies awesome! If it comes with a warranty I`ll buy it......
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Offline happylanding

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #59 on: August 13, 2006, 09:14:27 AM »
Chuck at the phone: "yeah Hans, you remember the Otter you bought?"
Hans "tha what?!?"
Chuck: "oh well, the  white aircraft you bought on ebay..."
Hans "Oh yes, one of my best business dealings!"
Chuck: "yes...yes, exactly that one! and you wonder why the hangar did not seem so much deep and the picture was taken just from one side of the aircraft?!?"
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I give that landing a 9 . . . on the Richter scale.
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