"...and then a ghost came and pulled the throttle lever down and pushed the nose down! it also emptied my fuel tank! its not like i messed up with some wires while eating pizza an listening to music and wanted to check what that buttons do and apparently dumps fuel and then i went to sleep and i woke up in a big BOOM and then i walked out of the plane and saw the telephone and called ya,its all the ghost's fault,you see?"
