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Offline Mic

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2006, 12:15:13 PM »
"Hans ? The seller said me he'll deliver second wing as soon as you paid full bill !"
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #61 on: August 14, 2006, 03:55:50 PM »
"Hans? Julio here... I think I know why this plane was advertised as HALF OFF!"

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #62 on: August 14, 2006, 04:30:39 PM »
"Uh, yeah.. remember that thing about the runway above you... no, the fuel behind...errr....
well, that works for wings 'n engines too... just so ya know."

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #63 on: August 14, 2006, 07:57:23 PM »
Yeah... I'll have to remember to use that improved granny knot on the other wing tiedown next time...
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #64 on: August 15, 2006, 10:07:21 AM »
I actually KNOW now that this is going to end up in some aviation comic as a goddang competition again..

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #65 on: August 15, 2006, 05:24:55 PM »
I actually KNOW now that this is going to end up in some aviation comic as a goddang competition again..

I don't get the meaning of this sentence...

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #66 on: August 15, 2006, 06:24:58 PM »
Hello... AOPA insurance???  Yes, I would like to find out about renters insurance and your legal service plan... a few questions first, sure...

yes... yes... a Turbine Otter.... well, it started out as a twin otter...  about 5 minutes ago... "dinged" wouldn't be the word... Why does everyone keep asking if my name is Chuck??.   ???
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AND THE WINNER IS:
« Reply #67 on: August 16, 2006, 01:29:36 AM »
I have some new ones!

--- Lieutenant, Sir, are you better now from your ulcer...?

--- WHASAAAAAAAAP!

--- No, I´m not requesting "taxi", I´m requesting "A TAXI"...

--- 9-1-1? ehm... I´d like to report a robbery...



WE HAVE A WINNER!



It's jlmastretta with his line:



--- No, I´m not requesting "taxi", I´m requesting "A TAXI"...


HA HA  :D   Good one pal!  |:)\  |:)\

We had five in the finals and three of them might turn up in a strip or one-panel-cartoon. And man, we had the toughest time picking a winner you guys. All your lines were awesome!  |:)\
I think we should do something similar soon. Thank you all for participating, it was a lot of fun and we had a blast going through your posts. I will brief Mary as well on the results, I am sure she's gonn get a kick out of this.

So, jlmastretta, write me an email or PM with your address and t-shirt size and we will have your prize in the mail soon.
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #68 on: August 20, 2006, 02:18:45 PM »
Congratulatiosn to the winner. I knew my entry wasn't that good when I posted it but soon after there were really some that really made me scream with laughter, like the one about why the plane was advertised Half Off  ;D  |:)\

Great contest, fun and good time for all parties involed  |:)\
Frank

P.S. Was the first contest ever finished? The one with Chuck and Julio on the couch.
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #69 on: August 20, 2006, 04:50:20 PM »
that's right! Congrats to the winner!!  |:)\ |:)\  |:)\
...but to all the other participants too, since there were a great load of lines that were gorgeous!!
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #70 on: August 21, 2006, 03:43:30 PM »
Great choice on winning lines!!  I agree that it seems to fit the photo best, though everyone submitted in lots of great stuff!   ;D ;D

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #71 on: August 21, 2006, 08:08:35 PM »
I actually KNOW now that this is going to end up in some aviation comic as a goddang competition again..

I don't get the meaning of this sentence...

No sarcasm, no evilness - it was a joke.
As if the guy on the phone knew that there is a lot of aviation forums out there who do this thing that put up pictures that is funny and ask guys to add lines.....that way....

Offline karlschneider

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2006, 09:45:37 PM »
I know this is real old but I just joined today and this came to mind:
 
"Hey, Pedro, remember those bolts you bought on Ebay...?"
 
 
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #73 on: September 09, 2006, 12:41:23 AM »
I know this is real old but I just joined today and this came to mind:
 
"Hey, Pedro, remember those bolts you bought on Ebay...?"
 
 
 ;D

ROFL!
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #74 on: September 09, 2006, 12:49:31 AM »
sorry for beign a bit late...

"yeah, Julio? remember that news that the F-15 can fly with one wing only?... well, you were right... the twin otter can't do that..."
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