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Offline Callisto

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2006, 05:49:01 PM »
"Well yea, but you should-a seen the other guy!"

"It was NOT like that when you borrowed it!"

"OK FINE! November 118 requesting progressive taxi."
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Offline cj5_pilot

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #31 on: August 03, 2006, 02:54:20 AM »
(I Just registered though I've been lurking for a while....looked like so much fun I had to play too Smiley )

"Honey, you did remember to send off that overdue payment for the hull insurance right?"

"No, I can't make the scheduled take off boss.  The plane has a problem with assymetric lift and thrust."

“No, I didn't crash.  I simply relocated the aircraft with extreme prejudice because of a total loss of the thrust and lift functions.” (from "Howling Mad" Murdock of the A-team)

"Yeah the surly bonds didn't like being slipped today....and the wings definitely weren't laughing..."

"San Jose we have a problem."

"Hey Boss...good news!  We just made the record books for the first ever deployment of an airbag in a plane!"

(I feel like an idiot I posted this in the wrong thread the first time!)

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Offline cotejy

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #32 on: August 03, 2006, 04:07:24 AM »
Hey bob, guess what... you're right, it don't have long range tanks...
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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #33 on: August 03, 2006, 05:27:01 PM »
Good morning base ops, this is Chuck, ahhhhhhhh, tell me, did I forget to leave a fuel order last night?

Offline Mike

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #34 on: August 03, 2006, 11:42:19 PM »
Great work guys!! Keep it up !   |:)\



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fireflyr

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #35 on: August 04, 2006, 03:21:11 AM »
Boss, I know what the prebuy inspection says but it's gonna take an extra couple of days to get this Otter back home!

Offline Callisto

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #36 on: August 04, 2006, 11:52:14 PM »
Yes, hello. I'd like to place a classified ad... 'For sale, RARE SINGLE engine Otter UV-18. Hours are average. All papers. $1000, OBO'
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Offline Ted_Stryker

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #37 on: August 05, 2006, 03:45:34 AM »
(For those of you fans of the TV series "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" :)


"Somehow I think these danger glasses are a bit much!"
We're going to have to come in pretty low!  It's just one of those things you have to do... when you land!  -- Ted Striker - Airplane!

Offline Stef

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #38 on: August 05, 2006, 12:15:08 PM »
Hahaha!! This contest turns out even better than the last one! I keep cracking myself up!! Keep 'em coming!!!  :D ;D

Offline FlyingBlind

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #39 on: August 05, 2006, 09:51:45 PM »
Ooooh, TURBULENCE!

Offline chuckar101

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #40 on: August 06, 2006, 12:58:56 AM »
"Yeah Dispatch we ordered a helicopter for the jumper retrieval not another jump plane."  "And by the way we may need some help retrieving the otter"
WOW I did that!

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #41 on: August 06, 2006, 05:14:39 AM »
"Chief?  This is Julio - I found the plane - I can't find Chuck..."

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Offline kkrummy1

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2006, 12:46:31 PM »
Hi Guys,

How about: "Hello, Ace truck driving school?  I think I'm ready for a career change."

                 "Boss, you won't believe this but the ground just reached up and bit my airplane"
 
                 "I ran out of airspeed, altitude and ideas all at the same time."

                 "I was only below the hard deck for a few seconds, there was no danger....."



Offline kkrummy1

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2006, 01:00:29 PM »
Just though of a few more:

"Boss, I just figured out a way to cut our engine maintenance costs in half"!

"Ya, I know I said I could fly the boxes they come in, but I might have been a bit optimistic"

"Honey, I was flying along and I got this really great idea for a novelty restaurant"

Offline Roland

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Re: NEW CONTEST !!
« Reply #44 on: August 07, 2006, 02:33:43 PM »
“Hi boss. Do you still have the number of this e-bay guy?”

“The tail number is correct, but the plane doesn’t fit to the picture in the advert.”

“Boss, you can trust me if I tell you there is no need to look at the life limit lists of this offered plane.”

“Boss, hope you didn’t transfer the money, did you?”

“Are you sure I should pick up this plane?”
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