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Offline Rooster Cruiser

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On Santa's Lap
« on: December 18, 2012, 05:07:11 PM »
Hey!  Hans gets the same lack of respect I get from MY KIDS!!!  My six year old is always poking me in the belly!

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Re: On Santa's Lap
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2012, 09:06:52 PM »
My dad is helping out the local Childminders by playing Santa.
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Re: On Santa's Lap
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2012, 05:28:13 PM »
Our dad also gets to play Santa (well, St. Nick, different country, long story, but same outfit with the white beard)
every year now....

Maybe this is where the idea came from? . . . . we'll never know...

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