CONTEST: YOUR FAVORITE FUNNY LINE. WIN AN ADVANCE COPY OF "GOLD RUSH"!

[Rooster Cruiser]

"Imagine Whirled Peas"    

Hehe 

RC

[Rooster Cruiser]

Now does anyone here remember Groucho Marx's great one-liners from the Marx Brothers movies?

"I'm of a good mind to join a Club and beat you over the head with it."

"I never forget a face, but your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"'Sir, you try my patience.'

'Thank you! Don't mind if I do!  One of these days you'll have to try my patience.'"

Some Classics...

RC

[kkrummy1]

A friend of mine who flys RC airplanes when asked if he ever had trouble getting a plane back down on the ground.....  "Haven't had one stick up there yet!"

[Zweefpiloot]

 : Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

OR:

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

[Firegirl]

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

 

[Oddball]

OK time for me to drag out some film quotes from Kelly's Heroes (where I got my nickname):

"To a New Yorker like you a hero is some sort of weird sandwich not some nut who takes on three tigers!"

"Make a deal deal, maybe this guy's Republican."

"Oddball, I can't make it work without the parts no matter how positive I think!"

[FlyboyGil]

"If you lived here, you'd be home now."

If you build it, they will come

WHADDUP, DOG?!?!?

AIRPLANES AND FLYING, ROCKS!!!!!!! 

[Rooster Cruiser]

The absolute best one-liner I ever saw was on a bumper sticker over 20 years ago.  It said:









"I think my Karma just ran over your Dogma."

Love it!   

RC

[pmrpla]

My favourite: "No bucks, no Buck Rogers!"  (The Right Stuff)

[Oddball]

I still miss my ex...........but my aim is improving 

[FlyboyGil]

You can't buy a woman for money!
You just try getting one without it!

Chuck is that you?

[Distant cousin of Julio]

" You can teach a monkey to ride a bicycle, but You can not teach it to repair a flat tire." (a wise old fellow flight mechanic to an arrogant young pilot)

[Antares]

"Just in time" - or "last minute" i'd like to add my three lines:

"The air is totally innocuous. The only dangerous thing at flying is the earth." Wilbur Wright, 1903

If god had wanted man to fly he would have given him more money.

Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Have fun in continuing CW! ...then we sure will have!!!

[Stef]

Hey, thank you guys and gals!! We have picked a couple of winners!

The luck bastards are:

Peter Fabian, who posted on our facebook page, aka Fabo here in the forum, and
“kkrummy” who posted right here!

Congratulations, gentlemen! We will get in touch with you regarding the details!

[kkrummy1]

YIPPPEEEEE!   Chicken Wings forever!!!  CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK!!!