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Offline G-man

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An Answer To Global Warming
« on: May 08, 2012, 07:00:26 PM »
Read this on another site I frequent....

An Answer To Global Warming

According to "researchers" and "scientists" who posted their "findings" in the journal 'Current Biology', they have calculated that Dinosaur farting put enough methane into the atmosphere to warm the planet during the hot, wet Mesozoic era.

Yep, farting dinosaurs caused global warming 150 million years ago.

The question as to how these "researchers" and "scientists" arrived at this conclusion, and what they used for calculations will remain open questions. But, we all know that there are no dinosaurs now.

So I am going to go out on a limb here and posit that the supposed current global warming is caused by HUMAN FARTING.

So, if you don't want us all to roast anytime soon, will you please put a cork in it and STOP FARTING. Your farting is going to cause a virtual hell on earth if you don't stop.
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Re: An Answer To Global Warming
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2012, 11:42:00 AM »
Maybe we can start selling fart indulgences? There could be a whole fart trading scheme, derivatives and all based on farts! I sense a potential for a billiion dollar market!
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Re: An Answer To Global Warming
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2012, 02:33:46 PM »
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What?  Did you say something?

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Re: An Answer To Global Warming
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2012, 02:57:14 PM »
Yeah bit like the CO2 sharing scheme Stef? those who don't fart as much can sell their allowance to some one else who needs it?
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Re: An Answer To Global Warming
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2012, 09:03:59 PM »
Say no more (nudge nudge wink wink) Ian or some Brussel sprout will take you on your word. :-[
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Re: An Answer To Global Warming
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2012, 10:58:50 AM »
Quote from: Oddball on May 10, 2012, 02:57:14 PM
Yeah bit like the CO2 sharing scheme Stef? those who don't fart as much can sell their allowance to some one else who needs it?

Exactly. Alternatively a flatulence tax might also be feasible. To make it fair, we just have to put a microchip in everybody's anus...  ;D

Quote from: Fabo on May 10, 2012, 09:03:59 PM
Say no more (nudge nudge wink wink) Ian or some Brussel sprout will take you on your word. :-[

Wouldn't surprise me!  ::loony::
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