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Best Legal Idea EVER
« on: February 07, 2012, 10:57:03 PM »
http://bc-injury-law.com/blog/making-psychiatrists-dress-wizards


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When a psychologist or psychiatrist testifies during a defendantís competency hearing, the psychologist or psychiatrist shall wear a cone-shaped hat that is not less than two feet tall. The surface of the hat shall be imprinted with stars and lightning bolts. Additionally, a psychologist or psychiatrist shall be required to don a white beard that is not less than 18 inches in length, and shall punctuate crucial elements of his testimony by stabbing the air with a wand. Whenever a psychologist or psychiatrist provides expert testimony regarding a defendantís competency, the bailiff shall contemporaneously dim the courtroom lights and administer two strikes to a Chinese gong

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