Ahh..but there is good news...you Get a free colonoscopy and/or breast exam, and a free x-ray when you visit the TSA.
Do you realize the cost of healthcare these days?
Sorry....could not resist.
LOL, comming from you I can see the humour in that, although I know you can be serious when needed

However, being danish I get free healthcare, of course I might have to wait a while some times but hey, it's free, sort-of.
Frank