Ok, so I split this conversation from the humor thread since there isn't too much humor in it....
The whole discussion started with plthjnx's joke about the economy recovery package. Then a few of you replied that Cessna isn't building a lot of their parts in the States anymore either and so forth.
I know we said no politics but if you behave and stay nice to eachother we'd be happy to have the discussion going on, even though it's off topic.
Here is the original joke and then the rest of the thread:
Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own
money?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a
high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala ..
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.)
Conclusion:
Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you
met at a yard sale and drink beer all day!
No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.
Then I started after Rooster mentioned the parts situation at Cessna:
The Cessna story is getting sad. I recently talked with some mechanics and avionics people from there and they are not a big fan of the Textron take-over and the corporate machine. After our own experiences with Textron (the licensing for the Huey shirt) I wouldn't be surprised if they go out of business with the small planes again. All these businesses need to go back to their roots and start over on a small scale I think.
The Cessna parts are made in Toluca I believe. I've been there and Toluca is massive with tons of industry (has some of the worst air I've ever experienced in my life as well)
What plthjnx posted is one of those "funny but not really" jokes. It shows that we all know we're in trouble but nobody says anything. Kinda like "The Emperors New Clothes" fairytale....
Oh and I've mentioned this before, but if you take your cash and buy physical gold, or better even SILVER, you will take your money out of the big-bank and corporate and tax circles and have your own personal timeless value in something that will never be worth nothing like a stock, or a house, or a bank account. I like the thought of excluding banks from the money I make. And if you buy online out of state, you won't pay tax either (or if you bought cash in Utah which is going back to the gold standard). And if you pay cash or check, then the banks won't know and the credit companies won't get a cut either. If every American would buy just one once of silver JP Morgan will be bankrupt. Wouldn't that be cool?