Welcome back....for helicopters you can substitute airplanes:
17 Reasons why it is easier to live with a helicopter than a woman -
1) Helicopters usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Helicopters can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Helicopters don't get mad if you do a "touch and go."
4) Helicopters don't object to a preflight inspection.
5) Helicopters come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Helicopters have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Helicopters can be flown any time of the month.
Helicopters don't come with in-laws.
9) Helicopters don't care about how many other helicopters you've flown before.
10) Helicopters and pilots both arrive at the same time.
11) Helicopters don't mind if you look at other helicopters.
12) Helicopters don't mind if you buy "helicopter" magazines.
13) Helicopters expect to be tied down.
14) Helicopters don't comment on your driving skills.
15) Helicopters don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) A helicopters attitude is easier to adjust!!!
17) However, when helicopters go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
