"Hmmm, I knew I shouldn't have had that anchovy, garlic, and onion pizza last night."
"Hmmm, I knew I shouldn't have had that anchovy, garlic, and onion pizza before bed."
"Uhoh, I think we have a poultry-geist."
"I think I've just entered the Twilight Zone."
"Did I miss something? When did Stephen King buy Roost-Air?"
"I go away for a week, and look what happens!"