Author Topic: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!  (Read 18787 times)

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #15 on: October 26, 2010, 10:23:30 PM »
WOW!!! I didn't think I was at the Pizzeria THAT long!

OR

Obviously those new duty times DO work these guys to the bone!
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #16 on: October 27, 2010, 12:35:57 AM »
"Oh no! The Kernel (Colonel) strikes again!" ~ as in the KFC guy, I'm just not sure which version of Colonel to use.

"Wow the FAA really goes deep on those inspections!"

"Well at least the Cessna didn't give up the Ghost first."

"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

"CURSE YOU IOKLSS..... (that volcano)!"

"When things around here are dead, THEY'RE DEAD!"

"Well, I hope Sally knows how to fix and fly."


« Last Edit: October 27, 2010, 12:47:40 AM by FlyboyGil »
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #17 on: October 27, 2010, 02:09:02 AM »
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"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #18 on: October 27, 2010, 07:06:48 AM »
"hey chuck and julio! have you guys been flying over Alamogordo Bombing Range recently?"

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #19 on: October 27, 2010, 08:21:05 AM »
"This wasn't what I had in mind when I said we'd do a skeleton shift tonight..."
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #20 on: October 27, 2010, 05:24:08 PM »
"Chuck, is that you?"

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #21 on: October 27, 2010, 05:46:13 PM »
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"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!

I knew we're gonna get this question! Stef and I had bets on it!
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keep 'em coming guys!
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #22 on: October 27, 2010, 05:55:35 PM »
Hmmmmm something spooky is going on here

Why is it so hard to draw five fingers per hand?

« Last Edit: October 27, 2010, 06:19:07 PM by Oddball »
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #23 on: October 27, 2010, 10:00:37 PM »
"Hmmm, I knew I shouldn't have had that anchovy, garlic, and onion pizza last night."

"Hmmm, I knew I shouldn't have had that anchovy, garlic, and onion pizza before bed."

"Uhoh, I think we have a poultry-geist."

"I think I've just entered the Twilight Zone."

"Did I miss something? When did Stephen King buy Roost-Air?"

"I go away for a week, and look what happens!"
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #24 on: October 27, 2010, 11:40:56 PM »
"I wish Stef would make up his mind we are either ducks,chickens or humans"

"I wonder where Skeletons keep thier keys?"

"Why do I always end up working with ghouls?"
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2010, 01:00:07 AM »
"For some reason I have The Grateful Dead's 'Touch of Grey', stuck in my head now."

« Last Edit: October 28, 2010, 01:07:30 AM by FlyboyGil »
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2010, 01:05:11 AM »
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"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!

I knew we're gonna get this question! Stef and I had bets on it!
 ::rofl:: ::rofl::

keep 'em coming guys!
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So who won the bet? I think I'm owed a cut. ;D
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2010, 02:54:35 AM »
Oh my! Chuck might not pass his medical this time.

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2010, 02:55:57 AM »
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"How come Chickens have human Skeletons?"

Good one!

I knew we're gonna get this question! Stef and I had bets on it!
 ::rofl:: ::rofl::

keep 'em coming guys!
3 days left !!


So who won the bet? I think I'm owed a cut. ;D

You might also get a bill from the bet looser  ;) ;)

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2010, 08:59:44 PM »
Uh Oh I know I said to wait in the Hangar until I get back....
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