Author Topic: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!  (Read 15179 times)

Offline Stef

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Write us which punchline YOU would have chosen for this strip here. As usual, we will arbitrarily pick a winner by deciding which submission we think is the funniest. The price this time is ONE ITEM OF CHOICE from our online shops!

By the way, we have a have a handful of new awesome products in our US Online Shop! (http://www.chickenwingscomics.com/shop-usa/) (many of which will be coming soon in our European shop).

Knock yourselves out!  :)

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #1 on: October 26, 2010, 11:41:27 AM »
Here's a few:

"The song is right the ankle bone really is connected to the shin bone"

"Why do I feel like having spare ribs for lunch now?"

"It has been awhile since we had some business around here"
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2010, 12:22:33 PM »

"Wait a minute, that means Chuck is somewhere without his sunglasses and Spark without his cap. Got to find them."

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #3 on: October 26, 2010, 04:26:25 PM »
Oh oh! Now they're gonna hit me up for a raise.

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2010, 04:35:15 PM »
Good Work, guys! Keep at it!  ::wave:: |:)\

BTW! We forgot some info:

We'll pick a winner the night before Halloween, announce the winner on Halloween and if you get back to us before 3pm on the first, we will send out your prize on the 1st of Nov!


Here is the original version of our strip, before we started changing it 6 times:

(also: I voted for "Oh my! How many lunch breaks have they been working through?" but Stef didn't like it all that much)
Dear IRS: Please cancel my subscription.

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2010, 04:48:31 PM »
"Since when did we start to work with a SKELETON crew?
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"

Offline edwarddr1604

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2010, 05:07:27 PM »
Oh, Darn!  I guess I'm overdue filling the vending machine, once again!

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2010, 05:11:08 PM »
I've got a bone to pick with those two clowns!

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2010, 05:13:47 PM »
This is what they meant by a little  "ribbing around" ?!?

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #9 on: October 26, 2010, 05:22:22 PM »
Those guys need to get their act together!!!.. I can see right through their little stunt!!

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #10 on: October 26, 2010, 05:28:20 PM »
I hope Chuck is ready to  fly those X-Ray technicians to Martha's Vineyard today.
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2010, 05:30:37 PM »
OH GREAT!!! ..and the Flight Doctor is coming today!!!

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2010, 05:54:09 PM »
Is that another "100 hours inspection" joke?
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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2010, 06:52:02 PM »
Hmmmm.....That means Christmas is just 8 weeks away.

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Re: HALLOWEEN CONTEST: Come up with another punchline for this strip!
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2010, 08:28:50 PM »
WOW! these glasses really do give me X-ray vision
"You can teach monkeys to fly better than that!"and "spring chicken to sh**e hawk in one easy lesson"