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airtac

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #90 on: April 22, 2007, 03:36:18 AM »
Happy, I just read your beautiful post---you make me feel all fuzzy inside ::bow::

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #91 on: April 25, 2007, 04:22:06 AM »
Hey Airtac.......  my cooking would do the same.....  is it a date?!?!?!? 

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #92 on: April 25, 2007, 03:10:03 PM »
Hey Airtac.......  my cooking would do the same.....  is it a date?!?!?!? 

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I meant WARM and fuzzy rather than NAUSEOUS and fuzzy  ::sick::     of course it's a date because no doubt you're lying about your cooking :-\

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #93 on: April 25, 2007, 04:05:29 PM »
OK---This thread is getting way too serious----Just to bring it back to the original question.......  :D

I have just met a new woman in my life (we'll call her Wanda), and am trying to impress her as I think she may be the woman for me, however this may prove difficult and any advice you have would be truly appreciated.

I am a 40 year old recovering alcoholic (although I am not doing too good right now), I have been married and divorced three times and have 5 children (two of them born out of wedlock). My sister is a prostitute in downtown San Francisco, and my brother is currently on death row in San Quentin for rape/murder.

My father was killed in a drug deal that went bad and I have never met my mother who left when I was six months old to join a Kabutz in Israel. I just filed bankrupcy after yet another woman had my wages garnished for a child I supposedly fathered in the late 80's, have lost my trailerhome to the bank, and I currently live in a homeless shelter.

My question to you is---should I tell Her that I am a helicopter pilot?

Yours sincerely

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #94 on: April 25, 2007, 04:25:29 PM »
OK---This thread is getting way too serious----Just to bring it back to the original question.......  :D

I have just met a new woman in my life (we'll call her Wanda), and am trying to impress her as I think she may be the woman for me, however this may prove difficult and any advice you have would be truly appreciated.

I am a 40 year old recovering alcoholic (although I am not doing too good right now), I have been married and divorced three times and have 5 children (two of them born out of wedlock). My sister is a prostitute in downtown San Francisco, and my brother is currently on death row in San Quentin for rape/murder.

My father was killed in a drug deal that went bad and I have never met my mother who left when I was six months old to join a Kabutz in Israel. I just filed bankrupcy after yet another woman had my wages garnished for a child I supposedly fathered in the late 80's, have lost my trailerhome to the bank, and I currently live in a homeless shelter.

My question to you is---should I tell Her that I am a helicopter pilot?

Yours sincerely

G-man
::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::  |:)\

Frank
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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #95 on: April 26, 2007, 12:50:48 AM »

My question to you is---should I tell Her that I am a helicopter pilot?

Yours sincerely

G-man
::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::  |:)\

Frank

NO G-MAN, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT THE HELICOPTER PILOT LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU'LL NEVER SEE HER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!     ::eek::
Don't make me come back there!!!!

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #96 on: April 26, 2007, 03:45:34 AM »
BWAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAA HAA BWAAA HAAAAAAA- Gman, you are one sick puppy---------------BUT,   Don't tell her about the helicopter ::loony::

Let her think that there is hope |:)\

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #97 on: April 26, 2007, 03:57:59 AM »
So Hey, which would be worse.....fling wing, stuck wing, ATC or being from AK  ::thinking::
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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #98 on: April 26, 2007, 05:44:54 AM »
So Hey, which would be worse.....fling wing, stuck wing, ATC or being from AK  ::thinking::

definitely being from Alaska

and for a moment i actually thought you were serious, and was like holy shit, my life isn't so bad.  Then I realized I was tired, and you're playing tricks on my lucid mind.  :(
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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #99 on: April 26, 2007, 08:30:00 AM »
So Hey, which would be worse.....fling wing, stuck wing, ATC or being from AK  ::thinking::

definitely being from Alaska

and for a moment i actually thought you were serious, and was like holy shit, my life isn't so bad.  Then I realized I was tired, and you're playing tricks on my lucid mind.  :(
NO-NO-NO-----SEMI-lucid is as good as it gets for you kid  :D

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #100 on: April 26, 2007, 08:42:20 AM »
So Hey, which would be worse.....fling wing, stuck wing, ATC or being from AK  ::thinking::

Go ahead and tell her you're a fling wing pilot from AK and an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, who stays awake nights contemplating the meaning of DOG and she wiil understand---take it from me, I know, I married a Sicilian ::eek::

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #101 on: June 03, 2007, 07:16:12 AM »
Alaskan Women have a saying:

"The odds are good...but the goods are ODD!"   ::rofl::

Phil  ::drinking::

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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #102 on: June 03, 2007, 08:38:12 AM »
Alaskan Women have a saying:

"The odds are good...but the goods are ODD!"   ::rofl::

Phil  ::drinking::
Better that than the California mantra about the goods are queer ::rofl::
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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #103 on: June 03, 2007, 08:55:25 AM »
So Hey, which would be worse.....fling wing, stuck wing, ATC or being from AK  ::thinking::

Go ahead and tell her you're a fling wing pilot from AK and an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac, who stays awake nights contemplating the meaning of DOG and she wiil understand---take it from me, I know, I married a Sicilian ::eek::

Yikes!  I was once married to a northern Italian.  They ARE a handful.  But then again, so is every woman.

I told my current wife that I was an Oxymoronic, slightly dyslexic Agnostic of Gnostic persuasion (but without Orthodox requirements) and she bought my line Lock Stock and Barrel!  Now all I have to do is convince the Roman Catholics that our children are NOT Dyslexic!   ::rofl:: ::loony::
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Re: CPT and women
« Reply #104 on: June 03, 2007, 01:44:59 PM »
Dictionary, anyone?
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